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The Dark Knight Rises (SPOILERS!)
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The more I look at what Nolan did to Batman/Bruce Wayne as a character in this one (going from "I DON'T NEED HELP/HOCKEY PADS/I'm better than pretenders to my batcrown nannynannyderpderp" to "Hey dudebro, anyone can be me, orphandawg. Oops, yeah I'm Batman. Don't tell nobody lol."), the less likely I am to be a mindless consuming fanboy and put money down on that bawxed set whenever it comes out.
Not like I need it anyway.Me quick one want slow
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RE: Bane's voice: "i like to picture Krang doing his best Connery impression while wearing Vader's helmet" - Mr. Majestyk
something I read on another message board. And it's totally true."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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It's Peter O'Toole using his Nick Nolte voice changer through the sqawkbox at Stan Makita's Donuts.Last edited by Captain Russ; 08-01-2012, 11:33 AM.Me quick one want slow
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Didn't care for it. Same issues that I had with THE DARK KNIGHT: it's cold and unengaging. Things just happen and you sit there and watch passively. I didn't give a shit about anything that happened or the plot (such as it was...shitload of holes in it). JGL is the only character that I was somewhat engaged by. Oh well.Originally posted by MartinWho the fuck is Kellan Lutz?Originally posted by gravediggerBasically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.Originally posted by MartinAnd who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?
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I liked it. Sure, it's flawed, and is the weakest of the trilogy, but it's the best trilogy out there (outside of The man with no name, which aint a trilogy...). The way it ties back to Begins is great, but I feel there like a 30 minutes missing somewhere.
If thos final five minutes, and that last shot, arent putting a smile on your face, you are dead inside.BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON
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It's definitely the best superhero trilogy so far.
And those final five minutes were fucking depressing thanks to Alfred's maudlin speech cockblocking the feelings the audiences were likely supposed to feel during that triumphant closing montage.
Lee Smith should be sack-tapped by a grizzly.Last edited by Captain Russ; 08-09-2012, 07:35 PM.Me quick one want slow
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