Black Swan

[Ed Hocken]

To think, Aaronofsky gets to work with Portman and Kunis. Then gets to go home and bang Rachel Weicz.

It's offical, Aarronofsky is the greatest jew ever.

[Martin]

To think, Aaronofsky gets to work with Portman and Kunis. Then gets to go home and bang Rachel Weicz.

It's offical, Aarronofsky is the greatest jew ever.

He would be the greatest man ever if he had a foursome with them, but still, fuck you Ed for reminding me he fucks Weisz on a daily basis.

[Ed Hocken]

Martin, I wasn't sure you're aware that Aaronofsky fucks Weisz on a daily basis.

[Martin]

Get fuck, shithead!

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Ed Hocken]

*Phil Sneeben laugh*

HA HA! Weisz Fucking.

[Captain Russ]

This better make up for her twat-blocking in Closer...

[Ari]

This better make up for her twat-blocking in Closer...

I still want to rip off Clive Owen's head for that.

[Captain Russ]

I do not forgive.

I do not forget.

[Ed Hocken]

That footage was filmed, but Nichols refused to show it.

[Ari]

Maybe her vagina looks like a bulldog with a mouth full of mayonnaise? Who the fuck knows? In my mind, it looks like God smiling vertically, so I'm still content.

[Captain Russ]

it looks like God smiling vertically

I believe...

[Timothy225]

Opens this Friday! So, what's the over/under that Ari's on line for this already?

[Ari]

Opens this Friday! So, what's the over/under that Ari's on line for this already?

I can actually see it on Thursday at work, but I may not be able to.

[Timothy225]

But... but... it's PORTMAN!

[Ari]

Trust me my friend, no one is more upset over this than me.