Black Swan

[Ben Thomas]

Trailer's up over at Apple.

So many things to look forward to seeing. Not least of which is Kunis and Portman getting it on. But it's Aronofsky, Portman, Kunis, Vincent Cassel and a score from Clint Mansell. You know you're gonna be seeing this.

[Martin]

YES

Did Ari's head exploded yet? Cause his cock will on December 1st.

[Ari]

Three of my organs burst yesterday. My head vibrated slightly. My birthday is Dec 5th, but it looks like it's gonna come 4 days early this year. Then, for a b-day gift, I'll have to ask for a new penis because, yes, mine shall have exploded.

[Abraham Smashington]

*explodeddongfist*

[Ed Hocken]

Ari in the theater:

(Insert pic of Randy covered in jizz here)

[Abraham Smashington]

Ari in the theater:

[Ed Hocken]

If Ari had hair, it would look exactly like that.

[Ari]

I'll wear a wig.

[Ed Hocken]

MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[Martin]

All the reviews says it's great. Like here.

It has sex AND horror? Portman masturbating?

FUCKING SOLD.

Ari? You dead yet?

[Ed Hocken]

The lack of resonponse indicates, yes.

[Nathan]

It has sex AND horror? Portman masturbating?

[Timothy225]

Every interview, every review, every little factoid is steadily increasing my interest. I've yet to see a bad Aronofsky film (been a fan since Pi), and this one is shaping up to be glorious. The fact that there's a horror element, as opposed to being merely creepy thematically, is like icing on the cake.

[Ed Hocken]

So does Portman turn into a bird or what?

[Ari]

All the reviews says it's great. Like here.

It has sex AND horror? Portman masturbating?

FUCKING SOLD.

Ari? You dead yet?

I wasn't sure there was a heaven, but thanks to Aronofsky, I now know that not only is there a heaven, but there is a God too.

Come with me, my followers, as we celebrate in the church of The Aronofsky. We can call ourselves Aronofsky Witnesses. THE PORTMAN will be our Christ, who's blood we must drink and flesh we must eat. So sayith The Aronofsky.

Plus, we'll have bingo twice a week.