RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm totally the opposite on those films - I think if you look at iBot separate from Asimov, its a helluva good action sci-fi film, with Proyas doing some really interesting stuff visually.

I Am Legend is an excellent setup followed by the filmic equivalent of AIDS. Even separate from the source material, the creature effects are hideous and neither of the endings filmed work AT ALL. Smith is rather good in it though.

Agree. I fucking hate I Am Legend though. Mostly because I love the fuck outta the book.

[B_Metal]

That book really is great.

[Bobby Bear]

I am Legend is pure garbage.

Truly. There are very few films I never want to see again, but that's one of them.

[Captain Russ]

The whole thing stinks like yestadays diepuhs.

[B_Metal]

So any word on anything not dealing with Will Smiff?

[Captain Russ]

Yeah, we gettin' a 5cream or what?

[Martin]

Those terrible FX drop it from below average to shit, personally.

Yeah. Was it so fucking hard to go with some practical FX??? For fucking Vampires/Infected?

[B_Metal]

NO MORE WILL SMIFF GAWDDAMNIT!!!

[BillyG]

Hey, you're the fucker saying how good his spawn was in that remake of Karate Kid so ENOUGH OF YOUR INSOLENCE MORTAL

[B_Metal]

I said he was a non factor. I said Jackie Chan was awesome in that movie. Don't get it twisted ginger ninja.

[Martin]

Hey I rewatched the Karate original yesterday. Chan did do a great job in the remake, but Morita is still THE old sensei to beat to teach some moron.

And not one comes close to the Kobra Kai.

That LaRousso shrimp was better than the Will Smith balljuice result.

[Captain Russ]

What's dead should stay dead.

[Martin]

Like Noriyuki Pat Morita?

[Captain Russ]

Sadly yes.

He and Egg Shen are better off YuenWooPing ass in the spirit realm.

[B_Metal]

In my dreams Pat Morita crushes all sorts of demons and shit in the spirit realm. I wake up with a single tear every time.