RUMOR CONTROL...THESE ARE THE FACTS

[V]

Only if they dub Randy Savage over him... and have uber product placement with Slim Jims™.

fixed.

[Captain Russ]

Those things are delicious.

OHYEAAAAH

[V]

"I WILL END YOU, MAN OF STEEL... AS SOON AS I FINISH THESE BEEFY, SPICY SNACKS!"

[Matt]

This reminds me of all of the people fan-casting Glenn Danzig as Wolverine.

[Anderson]

Lobo's dumb. Keith Giffen thinks he's dumb and only works in small doses. I would like to see the Grant Morrison take on him hit screens one day, but not as a solo player.

[Matt]

Jesus, enough with the remakes already. The Thin Man???

[V]

Jesus, enough with the remakes already. The Thin Man???

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

[Matt]

I knew THAT one would get a rise out of ya, Vin. And I agree entirely...I can't see HOW you could remake that with Johnny Depp. MAYBE if you did it as a period piece it could work, but then...WHY remake it? The original (and some of the sequels) is a true classic of its time. OF ITS TIME.

[V]

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!!!

[V]

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT TO THE SEVENTH FUCKING LEVEL OF THE FUCKING INFERNO!

Fuck this. Serially. Fuck Hollywood deep... and fuck Hollywood hard.

[B_Metal]

Well it could be worse, it could have been Will Smiff's kid.

[V]

Well it could be worse, it could have been Will Smiff's kid.

[Matt]

The ONLY person who I could see doing a remake of this would be Michael Caine.

[V]

The ONLY person who I could see doing a remake of this would be Michael Caine.

While I would possibly partially agree with you there... or perhaps throw in a vote for Jude Law, let me reiterate.

IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE REMADE!

What's next? Casablanca? With Channing Tatum and Kat Dennings as Rick and Ilsa? Gary Oldman as Maj. Strasser?

Ow.

OW!

MY FUCKING BRAIN HURTS! ARRRRRGGGGH!

[B_Metal]

Kat Dennings could remake anything she likes if she agrees to do the whole film in the nude.