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  • BACK OFF!!! I CALLED DIBS!!! lulz
    "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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    • Brings back memories of Oktoberfest at Great Adventure. The girls that worked the event all dressed like that, and we were thankful.

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      • How is that blonde not in pron?
        Originally posted by Martin
        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
        Originally posted by gravedigger
        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
        Originally posted by Martin
        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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        • She is. IN MY MIND!!!
          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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          • Seen that blonde before. So hot. Like Elisha Cuthbert almost.

            And only Vidor brags about the klan.

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            • "Those bells haven't rung in years."
              "What do they mean?"
              "There going to hang somebody."
              "Dad!"

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              • Originally posted by Matt View Post
                How is that blonde not in pron?
                Originally posted by B_Metal View Post
                She is. IN MY MIND!!!
                C'mon, guys! Do we have to go there when we see a picture of a beautiful girl, wearing a revealing blouse, her healthy, sensual bosom peeking out? That long, slender, neck leading to moist, wet lips, in front of a dazzling white smile, her soft and delicate tongue darting playfully in her mouth as she anticipates the ice cold, refreshing beer that she will use to slake her lusty thirst? The same beer that will cascade down her smooth, enticing, throat, cooling her body temperature enough that her dainty, pink nipples might rise from her voluptuous breasts, causing her blouse to swell a bit, as a coquettish and impish smile plays along her gorgeous face. Perhaps a little bit of beer might trickle down her neck, maybe adding a bit of a glisten to her breastbone, setting off her cleavage in a misty...

                I'll stop now, as I'm really breathing funny.

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                • Originally posted by PHEDG View Post
                  "Those bells haven't rung in years."
                  "What do they mean?"
                  "There going to hang somebody."
                  "Dad!"
                  Win.
                  Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
                  Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
                  POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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                  • Tim wins.

                    All things interwebz.
                    I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.

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                    • KEANUUUUUUUUUU!!!! TETSUOOOOOOOOOO!!! KEANUUUUUUU!!!! TETSUOOOOOOO!!!!

                      If they go this route, they almost HAVE to cast Alex Winter as Tetsuo.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                      Originally posted by gravedigger
                      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                      Originally posted by Martin
                      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                      • Still a bad idea, even with Ortiz The Dog Boy as the lead.

                        I'd rather see Ninja Scroll go live-action.
                        Me quick one want slow

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                        • hell YES on 'Ninja Scroll'.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                          Originally posted by gravedigger
                          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                          Originally posted by Martin
                          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                          • Yeah, rock monsters that rape and die via poisoned vagina would go well in live action.

                            /drippingsarcasmfrompoisonvag

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                            • Bill, you are shitting on the parade.

                              WHY ARE YOU SHITTING ON THE PARADE?
                              Me quick one want slow

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                              • I bet you have a subscription to that magazine, Shit Parader.
                                Me quick one want slow

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