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  • #16
    Lulz at the ESPN spot.

    Aww Tom doesn't know where to park the Bugatti DERP
    Me quick one want slow

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Russ View Post
      Lulz at the ESPN spot.

      Aww Tom doesn't know where to park the Bugatti DERP
      ducati

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      • #18
        I was drinking today, and the point remains.

        (And I'll still see it.)
        Me quick one want slow

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        • #19
          The wife wants to see this. I generally don't break my no Tom Cruise movies at the theater rule but this one may tempt me. It looks fun. Although I'll echo the lack of love for Diaz.
          "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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          • #20
            I seriously want to rape the bike in this.

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            • #21
              Skip it. Seriously, wait for the DVD. It has a few genuinely funny moments (thanks to Cruise), but they get repetitive and boring after the first act. The plot (such as it is) does not propel the action forward...it's not just a McGuffin, it's not even there. If the movie doesn't care about the plot, why should we? With zero invested in the movie or the characters involved, it becomes a passive experience with a few laughs here and there. Charm will only carry a movie so far.

              Very dissapointed.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Matt View Post
                Skip it. Seriously, wait for the DVD. It has a few genuinely funny moments (thanks to Cruise), but they get repetitive and boring after the first act. The plot (such as it is) does not propel the action forward...it's not just a McGuffin, it's not even there. If the movie doesn't care about the plot, why should we? With zero invested in the movie or the characters involved, it becomes a passive experience with a few laughs here and there. Charm will only carry a movie so far.

                Very dissapointed.
                Good to hear. I was debating about going to see this this week. I thought the trailers looked pretty good. I like pretty much anything Cruise does-but I will wait for DVD. Toy Story 3 is still on the agenda this week.

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                • #23
                  What a shame. Thanks for the heads up bro!
                  BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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                  • #24
                    I was looking for a thread about the new Muppets movie and found this. I just want to reiterate Matt's assertion that this movie sucks a fat dick. So terrible.

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                    • #25
                      I got the blu-ray for free (thanks, Anderson! The porn got more mileage) and still haven't watched it. I will though!
                      "Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings

                      "You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper

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                      • #26
                        Watch the opening plane ride and turn it off. You will imagine a better time.
                        Me quick one want slow

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