Mortal Kombat: Rebirth

[gravedigger]

Finally watched this today. I would totally watch a movie with Ian Anthony Dale as Scorpion. The fact that he wasn't recognized just means more people need to watch DAYBREAK. Watch it, dammit!

[Captain Russ]

Still needs more explanation as to why Baraka has an ass on his forehead.

I hope Jax has another department file filled with exposition regarding that anomaly.

And I hope V.Ice shows up as Sub-Zero's wife.

Fuck it, I wanna see this trainwreck now.

[Ed Hocken]

People who are really into body modification will implant weird tribal shit like that.

[Captain Russ]

Creating buttlumps on the scalp is tribal now?

God this is gonna be great, retarded shit.

[Ed Hocken]

I don't know, I've heard of this sort of thing. Can't say I ever modified myself like that.