GI JOE : Could be awesome in a Mortal Kombat sort of way

[Matt]

Let's go, Rob. I'm totally there.

[Michael]

I'd take that review with a grain of salt.

[Abraham Smashington]

Capone dug it too.

[Ed Hocken]

From not seeing it to, to now seeing it. Of course Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the added plus.

[Corey]

Saw it last night.... Much better than anticipated.. Better than Crapformers 2, uuhhhh i mean Transformers 2... Basically they took an 80's cartoon and turned it into a good movie, just like they did with Transformers 1.

Side note:
Baroness (Sienna Miller/ with black hair) = SO HOT
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara (Rachel Nichols/ with red hair)=SO HOT

These 2 should have kissed and scissored instead of fight each other..

[PHEDG]

Saw it last night.... Much better than anticipated.. Better than Crapformers 2, uuhhhh i mean Transformers 2... Basically they took an 80's cartoon and turned it into a good movie, just like they did with Transformers 1.

Side note:
Baroness (Sienna Miller/ with black hair) = SO HOT
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara (Rachel Nichols/ with red hair)=SO HOT

These 2 should have kissed and scissored instead of fight each other..

Fuck! and here I was holding hope that there maybe was a scissoring scene between them. There needs to be a G.I. Joe porno.

G.I. Ho? Greatest American Lesbian?

[Anderson]

This movie made me lose faith in America. Just to think that poor Kevin J O'Connor will now be known by Dr. Mindbender to a generation of stupid children.

[Abraham Smashington]

NEVAR FORGET!

[Anderson]

NEVAR FORGET!

He's a respected American character actor. He was an Altman regular. But, Sommers had to fucking ruin it all.

[Matt]

I didn't care for it. There are a few elements in it that work really well (the Paris sequence, the young ninja fight, and most of the end battle), and the two chicks are hot, but that's about it. Channing Tatum is almost as wooden as Chris Klein and should never be given the 'lead' in a movie again.

The end battle comparisons to 'Return of the Jedi' are spot on. Indeed, if you were to splice that battle with some footage from 'Firefox', you could pretty much replicate the 'GI JOE' battle shot for shot.

[Ed Hocken]

All I want to know is how was Gordon-Levitt? Was he pulling a Raul Julia? And I mean on screen. Not dying of cancer right after the movie was released.

[Matt]

All I want to know is how was Gordon-Levitt? Was he pulling a Raul Julia? And I mean on screen. Not dying of cancer right after the movie was released.

He was fine, I guess. He certainly took the role and ran with it, that's for sure. It's a shame that he didn't have a mustache to twirl whenever he gave out an evil, maniacal laugh.

[Captain Russ]

This movie made me lose faith in America. Just to think that poor Kevin J O'Connor will now be known by Dr. Mindbender to a generation of stupid children.

I'll always have Lord of Illusions...

So this was shitcinema?

This make-a-me sad.

[Ari]

I fucking dug it. There's a huge pile of corniness that plops out every once and a while, and it did seem to drag on for a little too long, but it was fun. You'll get as much outta this as you would the first Transformers movie.

[Abraham Smashington]

SO MUCH WIN.