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  • #1

    GI JOE : Could be awesome in a Mortal Kombat sort of way

    First pic of Snake-Eyes to hit the net. And really, you can't fuck up a ninja. But it still looks pretty awesome. Even better is the fact that Darth Maul himself, Ray Park, will be in the suit.

    It's just too bad Stephen Sommers is directing.

    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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  • #2
    Re: GI JOE : Could be awesome in a Mortal Kombat sort of way

    Ray Park may save this movie. Or at least bring some level of enjoyment to the film. Stephen Summers, sheesh, what a loaf.
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    • #3
      Re: GI JOE : Could be awesome in a Mortal Kombat sort of way

      I can't wait to see the movie...it's hard to fuck up movies nowadays...as long as there's plenty of killing and a PSA at the end, it should be solid.
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      • #4
        Re: GI JOE : Could be awesome in a Mortal Kombat sort of way

        http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=5103

        Full cast pictures. Minus Cobra Commander.

        Not sure how I feel now.

        Sienna Miller as the Baroness?

        Why does Scarlett look like the Baroness as well?

        Oh well, could still be fun, and I'm not a huge fan anyways.
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • #5
          Re: GI JOE : Could be awesome in a Mortal Kombat sort of way

          Originally posted by Big Brother
          I can't wait to see the movie...it's hard to fuck up movies nowadays...as long as there's plenty of killing and a PSA at the end, it should be solid.
          tell that to uwe boll. hahaha.
          The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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          • #6
            Re: GI JOE : Could be awesome in a Mortal Kombat sort of way

            Also, how dumb does Snake Eyes look now with his molded rubber body suit up top and cloth pants below? Hilarious.

            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              Re: GI JOE : Could be awesome in a Mortal Kombat sort of way



              Now that's how the Baroness should look....For reals.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                Re: GI JOE : Could be awesome in a Mortal Kombat sort of way

                Hells YES! :
                "Can't really bench press anything when you're sporting less than an inch, it's common with Asian males... FUCK!" ~ nerdious

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                • #9
                  Re: GI JOE : Could be awesome in a Mortal Kombat sort of way

                  Oh my God....where have I been...please send me a link to the baroness chick, she is fucking smoking, I swear I got a semi.
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                  • #10
                    Re: GI JOE : Could be awesome in a Mortal Kombat sort of way

                    I just got a full on.
                    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                    • #11
                      Re: GI JOE : Could be awesome in a Mortal Kombat sort of way

                      See guys, just because I disagree with most of the chicks in the various hot threads, doesn't mean I don't have taste. Just means that I'm weird. haha.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #12
                        http://chud.com/articles/articles/17...HOW/Page1.html

                        Does anyone give a shit?
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          Nope!
                          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                          • #14
                            Figured as much.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              As long as Sienna Miller is nake...what?

                              PG-13? What the shit?

                              Snake-Eyes wearing a fucking rubber muscle suit? Duke was in a STEP UP movie?! A fucking Wayans?!

                              Damn. Better have some Destro and Cobra Commander in these shits soon or I'll be at the local voodoo priestess getting pins stuck in my Sommers doll.

                              ALSO: No PSAs=NO DICE.
                              Me quick one want slow

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