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  • #46
    I have a feeling this movie is going to be just like Street Fighter, only with no Van Damme. It might be bad enough to kill Raul Julia though.
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    • #47


      http://chud.com/articles/articles/18...DER/Page1.html
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      • #48
        So bizarre.
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        • #49
          Now imagine this face underneath that, because it's apparently clear:
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #50
            G.I. Joe: It's Not Going to be as Bad as Van Helsing, We Swear!
            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #51
              HE's the only reason I want to see this.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #52
                The movie looks ridiculous. I can't wait to see it.
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                • #53
                  All about the JGL and Snake Eyes in the muscle suit he bought from Party City.

                  Also: Baroness, Baroness, aaaaaaaand Baroness.
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #54
                    http://www.yakface.com/Features/toyf...images/24.html

                    Awwws, they made Shipwreck not gay. That's not cool.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #55
                      Ya they did, did you not see the Anal intruder in the package
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                      • #56
                        Via io9:

                        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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                        • #57
                          I saw that yesterday. What the shit? Haha. Design is way too fucking busy, but it's just a GI JOE flick, so I'm not really that invested in it. Gonna be weird to hear Joseph Gordon-Levitt's voice come out beneath that mask.
                          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                          • #58
                            Wow. How did they find the blueprints to Michael Jackson's mouthbreather apparatus?

                            Is this some ploy by Sommers to try and remake Moonwalker?
                            Me quick one want slow

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                            • #59
                              If Pesci shows up, AWESOME.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • #60
                                I'm not one who demands purity when it comes to movies based on toy commercials but I don't understand why they decided to re-do the Cobra Commander mask. They had two GREAT and one good design to choose from from the original run. Stupid.

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