Scream 4

[Martin]

Or the Double Dragon movie.

*shudders*

[Ray Abed]

There was a DOUBLE DRAGON movie? Where oh where can I find this gem?

[Martin]

Starring Mark Dacascos and the villain is Robert Patrick.

[Martin]

God I got a nosebleed from these screencaps

[Ray Abed]

God I got a nosebleed from these screencaps

WTF?! I'm morbidly curious now. Thanks Martin.

[Martin]

Morbidly ain't a strong enough word. This is Cool As Ice-bad, and not as funny. It also has Alyssa Milano... and Asian god Al Leong and my favorite creep of the genre, Michael Berryman.

EDIT: Your newfound fascination with the Double Dragon movie is akin to a kid who wants to be hit by lightning. Sounds cool on paper, but is not in reality.

[Ray Abed]

Morbidly ain't a strong enough word. This is Cool As Ice-bad, and not as funny. It also has Alyssa Milano... and Asian god Al Leong and my favorite creep of the genre, Michael Berryman.

EDIT: Your newfound fascination with the Double Dragon movie is akin to a kid who wants to be hit by lightning. Sounds cool on paper, but is not in reality.

I won't waste my time, then. I'm getting a TMNT II: THE SECRET OF THE OOZE vibe from those pics. In others words, I'LL STAY FAR, FAR AWAY.

[Martin]

That's pretty much on the same level. If you catch it on TV, take a look, but those pics are enough.

[B_Metal]

Seriously, steer clear of double dragon. It'll stain your soul.

[BillyG]

I disagree, you should watch it. You'll know how the Nazis felt opening the arc.

[Abraham Smashington]

Double Dragon IS FUCKING AWESOME. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH MARTIN. Also, we're totally seeing this flick in the theater.

[Martin]

Double Dragon is as fucking awesome as double teaming a 12 years old pregnant teen while her parent watches. It's a facinating trainwreck.

[Ray Abed]

AWESOME film.

Rob, you're gonna love it.

[Martin]

Really?

[V]

Double Dragon is as fucking awesome as double teaming a 12 years old pregnant teen while her parent watches. It's a facinating trainwreck.

I have no words to describe this...

Silence is the most perfect herald of joy.