Jonah Hex

[V]

In a just and proper universe*, Megan Fox would be the headline face getting spackled on German Goo Girls.com...

But since it ain't... well, THIS is what we have to deal with.


*also, a certain fat, bespectacled film snob/critic would be salting my fries...

[nerdious dorkus]

God DAMMIT. Might as well scrap certain elements of my script.

Oh, and this looks like total ass.

Don't give up. Jonah Hex should have never been adapted for film in the first place.

[Captain Russ]

Trailer

Not bad. I still want to smash Fox. HARD.

Anyone else get the Wild Wild Wests from that?

[V]

That movie gets a bad rap...

Had Will Smith not been in it... and Salma Hayek, it would have made passable light entertainment.

[Abraham Smashington]

Nah. That movie sucked all around. Minus the production design and Branaugh. It was also a half hour too long.

[BillyG]

I wish Superman fought the giant spider.

[Abraham Smashington]

FUCK YEAH.

[Abraham Smashington]

Be better than just lifting things over his head.

[Matt]

The few reviews that are out there are making this seem like the worst movie of the year. Devin has hinted that it's a complete piece of dogshit. Strangely enough, Roger Ebert gave it 3 stars while saying NOTHING positive about the film in his review.

Troy, have you seen this?

[Captain Russ]

What a waste of an awesome character.

Looks like shit, smells like shit, must be...3 stars!?

[Lisa]

We saw the trailer for this before "Splice", and it just looked horrible. I love me some Brolin, but he'd have to sign a binding contract to dump Diane Lane like a bad habit and take up with me in order for me to even consider sitting through this.

And Megan Fox is a gorgeous girl, but honestly - no snark intended - I've never heard an actress with less voice inflection in her life. She's like a walking monotone.

[Nathan]

This movie looks terrible.

[Timothy225]

I'll wait until it hits HBO, Showtime, etc.

[Captain Russ]

Looks like an A-team weekend