New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[BillyG]

Worst case scenario if you take her to it? She doesn't like it.

Best case: she does like it.

Effect of worst case is Matt doesn't get laid for a month, though.

[Abraham Smashington]

hahahah. If he paid for the flick then she has no grounds. hahah

[Matt]

hahahah. If he paid for the flick then she has no grounds. hahah

Married, bro. What's mine is hers and what's hers is hers. You'll see.

[Timothy225]

Married, bro. What's mine is hers and what's hers is hers. You'll see.

DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT, BROTHER ROB? DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?

[Abraham Smashington]

yeah ok. We've discussed the money thing already. We keep our shit separate and will continue to do so even after we're married.

[B_Metal]

Every man can dream Rob. Keep hope alive.

[Abraham Smashington]

There is no dream. I don't fuck around with my money. It's mine. We split everything down the middle but I will never join our accounts. Maybe a joint savings (that we can put however much we want in to it) but somethings I just don't budge on, and this is one of them. The only way it would ever merge is the day we make around the same amounts.

[B_Metal]

I think you're missing the point he initially made. It's not about accounts or who paid for what. You said

"hahahah. If he paid for the flick then she has no grounds. hahah"

I believe his point was it won't matter who paid for it, she'll still let you know what she thought about it. I could be wrong but that's the gist I picked up.

Either way it's nothing to bend your dick over.

[BillyG]

There is no dream. I don't fuck around with my money. It's mine. We split everything down the middle but I will never join our accounts. Maybe a joint savings (that we can put however much we want in to it) but somethings I just don't budge on, and this is one of them. The only way it would ever merge is the day we make around the same amounts.

I'm with you 100% here. Brittany and I's salaries are WAY different, no fucking way would I lump my money into hers.

[Abraham Smashington]

His point was "My money is her money cause we're married"

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm with you 100% here. Brittany and I's salaries are WAY different, no fucking way would I lump my money into hers.

MOTHERFUCKINGBROFIST

[B_Metal]

That's not how I read it. But like I said nothing to bend dicks over. May all your days be filled with separate bank statements.

[BillyG]

MOTHERFUCKINGBROFIST

The other thing I've never understood about sharing a single account...how do you do anything special for each other? I mean try to sneak off and get her some flowers and a cake for her birthday, she logs on to pay her bills and boom "Oh he ordered me a cake from my favorite bakery! But only spent $20 on flowers? OMFG HES SO CHEAP"

FUCK THAT

[B_Metal]

You take cash out and pay for it like that and they know nothing. Crazy huh?!?

[BillyG]

Cash? What is this, 1964? Next you're going to tell me to pay in gold.