New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Captain Russ]

Also, his realization is not that he's a piece of shit, just that it didn't work. Bully for him.

[Timothy225]

Red Band The Thing trailer. Still want to see this.

I'll check it out, trailer is a bit spoilery on kills, though.

[PHEDG]

I'll check it out, trailer is a bit spoilery on kills, though.

Unless the trailer is red banded because there is a full frontal shower scene of The Winstead, I'm passing on watching it in fear the first trailer showed too much.

[Timothy225]

Smart move, Phedg. The Winstead was wearing winter gear, so no nuderty on that score.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haha, we know all of them will die. Seems like a moot point

[PHEDG]

We know they'll die, but knowing the manner in which they do so is no fun.

[Timothy225]

What my esteemed colleague said.

Yeah, we know they's a gonna die (that was spelled out back in the 1982 flick), but half the fun is not knowing HOW they cack out. Will Winstead get eaten? Is Carter posessed by the alien? Who, exactly, will spend their entire winter tied to a fucking couch?

[Captain Russ]

Haha, we know all of them will die. Seems like a moot point

Yes, but will MEW become a functioning alcoholic and kill the Chess Wizard with bourbon?

These are the questions that keep me up at night.

[Ben Thomas]

Thoughts on J Edgar?

Doesn't look life-changing, but its the first Eastwood film I've given a shit about in years. DiCaprio + Hammer +Watts + sharp suits, snappy smack talk, Kennedy impressions and gunfire? Do it.

Apart from those things... meh.

[BillyG]

Pretty much summed it up Ben.

[Ben Thomas]

Sorry, I just (for some reason unbeknownst to me) watched the Breaking Dawn trailer.

That shit is HILARIOUS. I would go and watch that film, if it weren't for the audience.

[Abraham Smashington]

I watched it with Lesley (the trailer that is). I think I pissed her off with my comments.

[Ben Thomas]

I understand its for the kids and I kinda get its Young Dracula appeal.

But does it have to be so CHEAP?

Also. Every. Single. Line. Is just plot.

"Hey, Edward Vampire - here's some exposition."

"Right back atcha, Bella's Doctor."

[Captain Russ]

I watched it with Lesley (the trailer that is). I think I pissed her off with my comments.

Bad move cornflake.

[Martin]

Thoughts on J Edgar?

Doesn't look life-changing, but its the first Eastwood film I've given a shit about in years. DiCaprio + Hammer +Watts + sharp suits, snappy smack talk, Kennedy impressions and gunfire? Do it.

Apart from those things... meh.

Dude, it's the guy from Burn Notice playing Kennedy! OF COURSE I'M LIKING THIS!