New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Captain Russ]

Calling it right now, this will never live up to my expectations.

[Abraham Smashington]

Except that Rugby movie doesn't have an autistic fighting savant and THE LOGGIA.

[Ed Hocken]

Gonna have to agree. It would only work if he was dressed in complete priest garb.

And the rugby movie features Sean Astin, juvenile delinquency, and Gary Cole. Pretty sure autistic savants would get destroyed in that game.

[BillyG]

Calling it right now, this will never live up to my expectations.

Thought the exact same thing this morning. Too much sap, not enough child murder.

[Ed Hocken]

By the bad guys or by Butler?

[Captain Russ]

Like they need his help with infant mortality.

[Ed Hocken]

Hey, you left the question open to interpretation.

[Captain Russ]

Well, it's obvious he's saving the church/rec center/all of Africa in the poster.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I'd never lump in the terms "Good movie" and "Starring Gerald Butler" in the same sentence. Ditto "Good performance" either.

[Abraham Smashington]

GAMER.

haha.

[Matt]

'Hope is the greatest weapon of all'.

Isn't that just like a wop...brings hope to a gun fight.

[Captain Russ]

I'd never lump in the terms "Good movie" and "Starring Gerald Butler" in the same sentence. Ditto "Good performance" either.

Bro was pretty good in that dragon/Bateman movie.

[Abraham Smashington]

I still like him in Gamer. And I still like Gamer.

Just bought it for 7 bucks on blu last weekend.

Dexter is great in it.

[Captain Russ]

I couldn't sit through it. Not that Buttslurs or Kentucky Fried Dexter were my issues with it.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Bro was pretty good in that dragon/Bateman movie.

He was in that?