New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Ed Hocken]

I hope that was done by the people who did Hobo with a Shotgun.

[Master Shake]

I am a big believer in sharing feelings. So today I am going to share PAIN with you.

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There's not enough "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" in the world to describe how I feel about this trailer.

[Matt]

Can we officially put the epitaph on Pacino's career?

[FilmNerdJamie]

Suddenly, my pitch for Al Pacino singing the Pull-Ups song looks less demeaning.

[Timothy225]

I am a big believer in sharing feelings. So today I am going to share PAIN with you.

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There's not enough "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" in the world to describe how I feel about this trailer.

[B_Metal]

I wanted to kick my TV in the nuts when I saw that commercial. Fucking dumbass TV.

[IggytheBorg]

You suppose he's looking for a shot in the arm like Dustin Hoffman got when he did "Tootsie"?

[V]

He needs a shot in the face after that.

Semen or buckshot. Your choice.

[PHEDG]

[B_Metal]

Exactly what Billy said earlier today via steam. "Looks like one of those Funny People movies." Lulz

[Bobby Bear]

Or one of AWESOME-O's pitches made real.

[V]

Or one of AWESOME-O's pitches made real.

But when does he turn into a golden retriever?

[Abraham Smashington]

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[Captain Russ]

Mite b cool

[Bobby Bear]

But when does he turn into a golden retriever?

Right after he becomes a boxer so he can inherit a billion dollars? That should be enough to pay for a canineoplasty, right?