New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Captain Russ]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I give you Animated Cardboard Cutout of Kevin James and the Morning Zoo Crew.

[Abraham Smashington]

Wait, you mean he wasn't posing with those animals? The next thing you're gonna tell me is that the talking gorilla in the trailers is fake.

[Captain Russ]

He was real.

Until it got into Kevin James' cheeseburger trough.

[B_Metal]

Rerb, Rosario is in this. See or not see?

[Matt]

Assuming that translates to "Good things come in bears"

don't speak to animals...unless they speak to you first.

yep, took Spanish.

[FilmNerdJamie]

don't speak to animals...unless they speak to you first.

Holy fuck that's even worse than what I said. Sounds like a PSA for kids not talking to strangers.

[Abraham Smashington]

Rerb, Rosario is in this. See or not see?

This will be a "Fuck I'm stoned tonight let's flip through the channels. Oh hey, is that Rosario? I better watch for a few minutes.".

[B_Metal]

Rob Hughes everyone...Supporter of Kevin James movies. Lulz

[IggytheBorg]

Base trickery! As a bloodsucking lawyer, skilled in the art of cross examination, I approve.

[B_Metal]

*doubletalkbrofist*

[Timothy225]

I'll help all y'all out with this:



Now we don't have to see the movie!

[Abraham Smashington]

Perfect.

[BillyG]

http://www.slashfilm.com/fast-furiou...rial-day-2013/


yessssssssssssssssssss

[FilmNerdJamie]

You know...I actually liked Cars.

But shit was Cars 2 not good. I really wanted to walk out a half-hour in and I instead used my free refill as an excuse to get out.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Going to Bad Teacher tonight. Apparently it's CinemaScore rating is terrrrrible but the audience I saw walking out last night seemed to like it. So...I'm curious.