New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Timothy225]

But who... who shall play Cerrano? For that matter, who shall play Jobu?

Ultimately, no James Gammon, no interest.

[Captain Russ]

Where's the sequel to The Wraith?

Clint Howard gotta eat.

[Timothy225]

OK, a Wraith sequel I can get behind. But, damn it, we need Randy Quaid back.

Clint Howard must rock that awesome do, too.

[Ed Hocken]

I hate to steal from a fellow poster but you are all insane regarding The Wraith.

And James Gammon would have been perfect as Scruffy the Janitor. RIP Gammon.

[Captain Russ]

I hate to steal from a fellow poster but you are all insane regarding The Wraith.

You lost your soul in a race for pink slips.

[gravedigger]

So /film Hans Zimmer is teaming with Rodrigo y Gabriela for the Pirates 4 score. This is the only news that could get me remotely interested in that movie. And considering the movie, by my calculations, will be 63 hours long we should get at least a 3-disc set out of the deal.

[PHEDG]

They should have fucking remote control 1/12th scale model of the The Flying Dutchman with the box set this time.

[Trejo]

Where's the sequel to The Wraith?

Clint Howard gotta eat.

This is the only sequel Clint Howard should be eating via

[Captain Russ]

I'd see Ice Cream Man 2.

[Abraham Smashington]

Fucking loved Ice Cream Man.

[Abraham Smashington]

You lost your soul in a race for pink slips.

*possessedcarfist*

[Abraham Smashington]

O.M.G.

2 of my favorite things mixed with a dude that can make shit look good.

[Martin]

Can't be more stupid than Cowboys vs Aliens....

ZOMBIE BAYSPLOSIONS!

[Captain Russ]

What the fuck are the zombies gonna eat off a fucking sentient tin can?

They're fucked.

ETA: Sure it can Martin. Don't sell it's stupidity short.

[Abraham Smashington]

I JUST WANT ZOMBIES AND ROBOTS AND WOMEN BLOWING SHIT UP.