New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Captain Russ]

If both of those guys went away for awhile, I would be okay with that.

[B_Metal]

WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY FOR A WHILE???!???!!!?? I'LL SLAP YOUR SHIT RUSS I MEAN IT.*



*totes didn't mean it.

[Captain Russ]

That dude could go away for awhile too.

[B_Metal]

That one we both can agree on. Stallone should probably chill out too, I feel like we're one or two flicks away from him thinking he can do comedy again.

[BillyG]

Felt like that last night. Gotta eat lot of greens tonight.

[Captain Russ]

Stallone I have no problem with; it's the Franco/Non-Chelios Statham/Haitch monster that needs to be slain.

[B_Metal]

Franco can go if he wants, but you'll have to pry Statham from my cold dead hands.

[Abraham Smashington]

That's how I feel after chipotle.

[Abraham Smashington]

also during my orgasm.

[B_Metal]

Getting HHH'd by your food sucks. Orgasms not so much.

[Abraham Smashington]

fuck yeah.

[Captain Russ]

Getting HHH'd by your food sucks. Orgasms not so much.

BURIED

[FilmNerdJamie]

*Plop*

[FilmNerdJamie]

[PHEDG]

This looks fucking ridiculous. Like in a "this is both stupid yet awesome" kind of way.

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