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  • I remember the eyes bugging out. That stuck with me way more than the 3 tits.
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • Sony's press packs are trying to act like it's their take on Inception, but with respect to Dick.

      The footage I've seen looks like Len Wiseman trying to cover up his usual schtick.

      My feelings = indifferent.
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      • TOTAL RECALL MORE LIKE THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED AMIRITE?!>?!
        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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        • I think Hocken's head just exploded.

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          • Originally posted by Timothy225 View Post
            I think Hocken's head just exploded.

            Let me check Jake's Facebook timeline to see when it happened.
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            • Originally posted by Martin View Post
              The three-tittied chick was the high point of the original. All these years later, its the first thing most people remember about Total Recall.
              THAT and the splitting mask that Arnie wore as a disguise. And Kuato, I guess.

              The original is good for what it is, but I actually think it's one of Arnold's weaker films. Too cartoonish.
              Originally posted by Martin
              Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
              Originally posted by gravedigger
              Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
              Originally posted by Martin
              And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
              Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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              • What are the chances we get to see any KB (the director's wife) skin?

                .0001%

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                • Three-titty chick is in it, yo. So sayeth the Empire podcast.
                  I experienced an invasion of my mind by a transcendentally rational mind, as if I had been insane all my life and suddenly I had become sane.

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                  • Ha. And they're giving me shit on DERP for suggesting that three titty chic would survive a PG-13 cut of the original.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                    Originally posted by gravedigger
                    Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                    Originally posted by Martin
                    And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                    Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                    • It's mostly Arnold's zingers I remember - "Get your ass to Mars", "Consider dat a divorce", "Giff dose people AIR!"

                      Also, young Sharon Stone.

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                      • I wonder if there will be a clown that leads the mutants to die in the oxygenless Mars section?
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • Ted looks like typical MacFarlane garbage.

                          I expect $100 million box-office stateside.
                          Originally posted by Ari
                          The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                          • To each their own. I'm not a fan of Seth for the most part (seasons 1-3 only of Family Guy, and the occasional Cleveland Show episode) but I am a fan of Marky Mark doing comedy. He was my favorite part of The Other Guys and he got some laughs from me in the trailer.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • But Ted is just like The Day the Clown Cried so I get why some may not like it...
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • Originally posted by Theodore Stabbington View Post
                                I wonder if there will be a clown that leads the mutants to die in the oxygenless Mars section?
                                I don't think that they to to Barsoom in this iteration. Probably a marketing decision.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                                Originally posted by gravedigger
                                Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                                Originally posted by Martin
                                And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                                Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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