New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Matt]

I bought PREACHER as well. Oh yes. Still my favorite series.

[Matt]

Troy: come on bro, talk to me about THE HUNGER GAMES. The power of plasm commands you.

[Captain Russ]

I bought the whole run of "Preacher" while you people were reading this shit.

I chose wisely.

Yeah, well Lone Star Comics wouldn't sell me Preacher.

They would sell me Dumbshit Toughguy Stories 2099 though.

[Anderson]

Yeah, well Lone Star Comics wouldn't sell me Preacher.

They would sell me Dumbshit Toughguy Stories 2099 though.

I can't say shit in that regard. I was also buying the entire Age of Apocalypse, most of the X-line and whatever Spidey and F4 books that Tom DeFalco shat out of his beard.

[Anderson]

Troy: come on bro, talk to me about THE HUNGER GAMES. The power of plasm commands you.

No screening yet. Even then, I can't say a fucking word. NDAs and paperwork up in this BITCH!

But, Jaime's fucking crazy if he thinks that it won't open up to 70 million +

[Captain Russ]

I just flipped through some of the old AoA stuff a couple of days ago after someone storytimed part of it on /co.

Holy shitman, I would buy anything with a shiny cover. I was part of the fucking problem back then.

I apologize.

[Matt]

I'm calling 101 million for the opening weekend.

[Martin]

THE HUNGER GAMES will open wider than Charlie Sheen's nostrils circa 1995.

[Matt]

I just flipped through some of the old AoA stuff a couple of days ago after someone storytimed part of it on /co.

Holy shitman, I would buy anything with a shiny cover. I was part of the fucking problem back then.

I apologize.

Same. I usually bought two of them, actually. Pass the cone of shame.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Hunger Games will open, and yeah I could see $70 million. It's this $100 million+ stuff that I think is crazy.

[Abraham Smashington]

I just flipped through some of the old AoA stuff a couple of days ago after someone storytimed part of it on /co.

Holy shitman, I would buy anything with a shiny cover. I was part of the fucking problem back then.

I apologize.

I'll have to take a picture of the majority of comics that survived the flood. CHROMIUM EVERYWHERE.

[Captain Russ]

The card collecting was also out of control on that front.

Flair '94 in the house, motherfucka.

[Matt]

I bet you fuckers were into POGs too, weren't ya?

[Captain Russ]

Yeah. Had the board and everything.

Never learned how to play it though. I just stacked pogs and spiked the slammers like a football.

And no one wonders why I'm a goofy fuck.

[Martin]

I had a pogo ball, so I win the Shame.