New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Martin]

I want an all female combat team comprised of Victoria's Secret models covered in oil battling the robots. In 3D. That'll get my butt in a theater.

YES. With Statham and Neeson.

If they are gonna be one dimensional make them good to look at. That chick was no Megan Fox.

Indeed. If that bitch is Victoria model material, looks like I could as well.

[Captain Russ]

I want a autobot movie that has discernable fucking fights and character designs.

I want Michael Bay to drink hot lava.

Neither of these things will happen, but I will continue to hold out hope that one will come to pass.

[Abraham Smashington]

The third one was much better in that regard in my opinion, but I understand where you're coming from.

[Captain Russ]

Whoever thought uncovered chassis were a good idea needs to also drink the hot lava.

[Timothy225]

I want an all female combat team comprised of Victoria's Secret models covered in oil battling the robots. In 3D. That'll get my butt in a theater.

Your jib. I like the cut of it.

[Martin]

Some may bitch all they want against Michael Bay, but the man made The Rock and Bad Boys 2.

CASE CLOSED.

[Captain Russ]

One fucking movie doesn't take away the fact he's terrible.

Bad Boys 2 is awful.

[Abraham Smashington]

BB2 is awfully GREAT.

[Martin]

One fucking movie doesn't take away the fact he's terrible.

Bad Boys 2 is awful.

[Captain Russ]

It's called an opinion. And yeah, it's fucking awful. Overlong and undercooked.

No amount of bald Spaceys shouting some stupid meme is going to change that.

[Abraham Smashington]

I can get behind the overlong part. Shave off 25 mins and it would be perfect retarded action flick. As it is now it's great drunken action flick.

[Matt]

THE ROCK is the only film of his that I'll defend. Hated BAD BOYS 2.

[Captain Russ]

The Rock is still fun. Whoever cast that movie is a savant.

[Martin]

I can get behind the overlong part. Shave off 25 mins and it would be perfect retarded action flick. As it is now it's great drunken action flick.

BAM!

THE ROCK is the only film of his that I'll defend. Hated BAD BOYS 2.

See above as to why....

But yeah, The Rock is Bay's only GREAT movie. Still love the first Transformers though.

[Matt]

I'll defend the attack on Pearl Harbor as a well done action sequence that doesn't inspire ADD.