New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[BillyG]

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Some fucked up love child of Argento and Kubrick. Totally there.

[Ben Thomas]

I think it looks dreadful, myself. What am I missing?

[B_Metal]

Sorry Ben I'm with them. Looks interesting.

[Captain Russ]

Wigs, turtlenecks, Floyd posters, and futurism. What's not to like, Ben? You don't like turtlenecks, I take it.

How can you be against an item that Sagan rocked so casually?

[Martin]

Looks solid.

[BillyG]

Eva Green is in Dark Shadows? Shit, they found a way to spark the tiniest bit of interest.

[Martin]

I deeply respect Eva Green. Never afraid to show those titties when needed.

[FilmNerdJamie]

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[Abraham Smashington]

so silly

[BillyG]

I was worried they were going to try and be serious with it, because the entire premise is dumb as shit...then he AXES THE FUCK out of that tree in the end and I smiled.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I can't really applaud something like this for acknowledging how fucking retarded it is. This ain't the Special Olympics.

[Matt]

Jesus...I can't watch it now but I infer from the picture that it's for ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER. I dread watching it.

[B_Metal]

I can't really applaud something like this for acknowledging how fucking retarded it is. This ain't the Special Olympics.

Not sure how I feel about that statement. As for the movie it looks like fun, dumb fun but fun all the same.

[Timothy225]

Not sure how I feel about that statement. As for the movie it looks like fun, dumb fun but fun all the same.

Agreed - that flick is this year's Snakes on a Plane. The premise is silly, the action is over the top - the whole flick is just a big goof. I'll wait for it to hit DVD or cable, though.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'd still rather see FDR American Badass.