New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Abraham Smashington]

Never liked Romeo and Juliet until the Baz adapation. Mostly cause I love Claire Danes.

[Lisa]

Never liked Romeo and Juliet until the Baz adapation. Mostly cause I love Claire Danes.

That twist at the end was probably one of the freakiest things I've ever seen. And it wasn't just for shock effect - I thought that was something that really got you thinking, "What if...". Which, I realize would make the story moot, but still...

[Martin]

I kinda liked that adaptation. Ballsy, and it worked. Leo wasn't bad in it, and Rudd showed up.

But then again, it had John Leguizamo and Jamie Kennedy...

[Abraham Smashington]

Johnny Legs was great in that.

[FilmNerdJamie]

I'm not budging from my "Who gives a shit?" stance and neither are y'all. Fair enough.

Agree to disagree and move on.

[Captain Russ]

Twilight will have its day in the sun, sparkling with its flaccid dick in the face of ridicule. Then there will be something much more watered down and uninteresting to take its place. Or, on a much brighter side, something that appeals to demographic x or demographic y with a positive message contained in the content will manifest and everyone and their hobo kin will be all over that property.

Until the cycle renews, women be shopping.

[Abraham Smashington]

/thread

[Lisa]

Until the cycle renews, women be shopping.

For nail polish and baby things!

[BillyG]

The movie from the 70's had boobs. Was awesome in middle school.

Still love the FUCK out of Leo and Claire's.

[Lisa]

BUT THE TWIST AT THE END, YOU BOYZE!!! THE TWIST MADE IT EVEN MORE AWESOMEZ!!!

[Timothy225]

Twilight will have its day in the sun, sparkling with its flaccid dick in the face of ridicule. Then there will be something much more watered down and uninteresting to take its place. Or, on a much brighter side, something that appeals to demographic x or demographic y with a positive message contained in the content will manifest and everyone and their hobo kin will be all over that property.

Until the cycle renews, women be shopping.

Crap - missed out on the discussion, but the above quote be true.

As for Twilight, like my esteemed colleague, Iggy, I tried to get into the first book and the first flick. Bailed like a mofo on the book early on, as it was obvious I wasn't the target audience. The movie was killing me five minutes in, and I had to watch some Hammer vampire movies to purify myself. Rob, you were talking boobs? Check out Vampire Circus, and *tromahug* to you, my friend.

That being said, I can't offer any insight into the whole Twilight fad, although from what I've learned from those of you who have more knowledge of such things, I ain't missing much.

Special shout out to our own Rob, as he sounded like my brother when he was that age. Had me laughing.

[Lisa]

Hey, the 1968 Romeo & Juliet didn't just have boobs, my friends. It also had tight, naked and perfectly formed Romeo ass! Gotta have sumpin' for the ladies in your Shakespeare classics!

[B_Metal]

Why does tight Romeo ass have to be just for the ladies? I think I speak for everyone, mostly Ari, when I say we ALL appreciate tight Romeo ass.

[Timothy225]

  Spoiler: Aye, this night, the moon is full... NSFW? 

[FilmNerdJamie]

Jesus. Even his ass stopped aging at age 23!