New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Lisa]

Just watched the trailer - holy shit, that looks about a million times better than the Julia Roberts' version! I don't even mind that KS is in it - it looks like it's going to be good anyway.

[Ben Thomas]

No, it really doesn't. It just looks infinitely better than Mirror, Mirror.

[Lisa]

Yeah, but that's your opinion - which I respect, but it doesn't mean that *I* don't think it looks good. It does.

[Captain Russ]

All terrible. All unnecessary and idiotic. But at least one will become a repository for images of my notdoppelganger in a powdered wig.

Example:



Shit's gonna be good, y'all.

[Ben Thomas]

Hmm. Looked boring to me. Visual wizardry is just empty and boring unless its attached to something that at least has life. The only thing that entices me to either Snow White film is Charlize covered in milk.

[Captain Russ]

heh

milk

[Lisa]

Hmm. Looked boring to me. Visual wizardry is just empty and boring unless its attached to something that at least has life. The only thing that entices me to either Snow White film is Charlize covered in milk.

That's because you're a BOOOYYY!!

I admit, I kinda like the old school "Darth Vader/The Hidden" move where she's holding up the underling by the neck and sucking the youth out of her through the mouth. Plus, the Magic Mirror turning into molten gold and forming the shape of a human was freaky. It looks way better than that Mirror Mirror tripe - I'll see what the reviews actually say, but for now, I'm tentatively on board.

Plus, I will say one positive thing about KS being on board, and I hate giving her any credit: you know that she's not going to play Snow as some helpless damsel in distress. I like that. One of my favorite re-inventions of a classic fairytale is "Ever After", where they did the same thing. This seems darker than "Ever After", but one of my favorite things about that movie was that Drew Barrymore didn't play Cinderella as some helpless little waif. If she needed to kick butt, she did so.

[Ben Thomas]

Careful Lisa. I can see the little princess inside you.

[Ben Thomas]

But then, with these fucking eyes....

[IggytheBorg]

That's what Disney needs, goddammit. An Italian Princess. Maybe they could do a version of Romeo & Juliette? Or Tony & Tina's wedding?

[Timothy225]

Careful Lisa. I can see the little princess inside you.

Lisa?

ETA: Finally watched the trailer - looks interesting, and heavy with CGI. Not 100% sure I'll pony up to see it in the theater, but worth a rental.

[Lisa]

Careful Lisa. I can see the little princess inside you.

I will beat you to death with my fucking glitter wand!

[BillyG]

http://www.screened.com/screened-edi...ather/128-925/

Incredible

[B_Metal]

Hahahahaha

[Lisa]

Oh noes, yoo guizes! Itz not dat! Itz dat R Patz iz sooo dreemy, he takes ur breath away!

(But that clip is pretty funny, especially the slow-mo roar part at the end!)