New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Matt]

Jack and Jill is so bad that the actors almost become aware of this halfway through and seem to be in a contest to destroy the film from within.

Also, Al Pacino is so far gone that someone should just give him a tennis ball soaked in anti-freeze.

Are you saying that it's even WORSE than the trailers are suggesting??? Yeeeeesh.

[Anderson]

Are you saying that it's even WORSE than the trailers are suggesting??? Yeeeeesh.

The movie seems like it was made on a dare.

[Ben Thomas]

Kinda loving the new Red Tails trailer.

Interesting that the advertising is avoiding mentioning Lucas' involvement.

[Anderson]

Kinda loving the new Red Tails trailer.

Interesting that the advertising is avoiding mentioning Lucas' involvement.

I hate the bashing of Lucas. If he wasn't going to rape your childhood, then I was.

[B_Metal]

Kinda loving the new Red Tails trailer.

Interesting that the advertising is avoiding mentioning Lucas' involvement.

Looks interesting, this is the first I'm hearing of it.

[Ben Thomas]

I hate the bashing of Lucas. If he wasn't going to rape your childhood, then I was.

Surely if anyone is fair game for some brutal bashing, Lucas is it. I'm not denying the way he changed the industry, but his ability to tell stories has left him. And his constant tinkering is, frankly, pathetic.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Snow White & the Huntsman. Pretty good teaser.

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/u...ndthehuntsman/

[Captain Russ]

I hate the bashing of Lucas. If he wasn't going to rape your childhood, then I was.

I don't think he gets bashed enough. Why use kid gloves on latter day nightmare?

If anyone should remain a recluse, it's that guy.

And Adam Fuckface Sandler. He's single handedly constructed an industry of shit.

[Matt]

He's due for a bad flop, isn't he? I mean a comedic flop, not one of his attempts at drama.

[Captain Russ]

Dear lord I hope this one finally incites the mob to storm his compound.

[Timothy225]

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

Oh, please. How the hell can modern moviemakers improve upon the sheer presence of Sho Nuff?




Look! White Mr. T!

[FilmNerdJamie]

Jack and Jill is so bad that the actors almost become aware of this halfway through and seem to be in a contest to destroy the film from within.

Also, Al Pacino is so far gone that someone should just give him a tennis ball soaked in anti-freeze.

And yet. People will pay to see this.

[Captain Russ]

No one will come close to recreating the Shogun of Harlem. But they can try like hell.

(As though they grew dudes like Julius Carry on trees)

[Jan]

Kinda loving the new Red Tails trailer.

Interesting that the advertising is avoiding mentioning Lucas' involvement.

Nifty indeed.

But stupid question time!

Why does it say "PG-13 for some war violence"? Is that some different violence than "normal" violence? Never seen that distinction.

[Martin]

Nazis being disemboweled is acceptable for kids.