New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Ben Thomas]

Cop Out seemed like a horrible experience for Willis. The interview where he's sat with Tracy Morgan and the interviewer brings up tension on the set is amazing.

[Matt]

Jesus...didn't know about any of that. Would love to see that interview AND the film that Jamie described. They both sound better than 90%it of the shit out there now.

[gravedigger]

21 Jump Street. Everything about it screams NO to me but it has Riggle and Offerman... Now I'm not sure.

[Timothy225]

Brett Ratner might be remaking The Last American Virgin. Really? There's a demand for a remake of a pretty meh 80's movie? I swear Hollywood's got this obsession for pissing away money on crap nobody will give two shits about, let alone see in a theater. I must, however, thank Hollywood as I've saved so much money by not spending it seeing these flicks, I can be 100% debt-free by the time I'm 50 or so.

[BillyG]

The Last American Virgin is for fags!

/topical

[Matt]

The only thing noteworthy about LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN is the ending. You kinda have to admire the fact that they went for a real ending instead of a happy ending.

[Timothy225]

Yeah, props to the ending - really the only thing that stuck with me about that flick. The issue I had with that film was it played like "a very special episode" of some sitcom, where everybody gets all serious when they should be bringing the funny.

That's why I favored Porky's over most of those 80's teen sex comedy flicks.

[Captain Russ]

Cavill is like, "Man, I hope they don't put this piece of shit out before Superman!"

Willis is like, "Goddamn I'm bored..."

Weaver is like, "I'm bad ass because there's an explosion I'm walking away from!"

And I'm like "I don't hate myself enough to see this."

[IggytheBorg]

The only thing noteworthy about LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN is the ending. You kinda have to admire the fact that they went for a real ending instead of a happy ending.

Agreed, but because of that ending I have a burning hatred for that film.

If they DO remak it, will they do a twist ending and make it all hapy & shit, just to throw fans of the originl (if there are any) off the track?

[Captain Russ]

They should Taimak it. Put the Golden Glow in there and some LeBarge, baby, you got a Last Dragon goin'.

[Timothy225]

Jeez, Balls, don't give 'em ideas. Could lead to a remake of The Last Dragon, and nobody on earth deserves that. Not even the White Mr. T in the big fight scene finale.

[Captain Russ]

We all deserve it.

Isn't T.I. getting out of the pen soon?

[PHEDG]

Whats the status on Late Bloomer and The Impossible ever finishing?

[B_Metal]

Jeez, Balls, don't give 'em ideas. Could lead to a remake of The Last Dragon, and nobody on earth deserves that. Not even the White Mr. T in the big fight scene finale.

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

[Anderson]

Jack and Jill is so bad that the actors almost become aware of this halfway through and seem to be in a contest to destroy the film from within.

Also, Al Pacino is so far gone that someone should just give him a tennis ball soaked in anti-freeze.