New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Captain Russ]

It's because you and I are not Bronies.

We do not have the requisite attachment to the Lords of Longfacetown.

[B_Metal]

I make no judgements on Jamie's sexual proclivities, however that movie looks stupid.

[Captain Russ]

And not in the 3 Musketeers way either.

If only the horse did a backflip off an airship, into the hall of mirrors at Versailles, doing Horse-Kata to a bunch of nondescript henchmen. I'd watch that.

The name would still fit, albeit with an entirely different context.

[B_Metal]

I bet we could get that movie funded Rers.

[FilmNerdJamie]

So basically you guys were hoping it was going to be Inglorious Basterds. With a horse instead of the Basterds.

[Captain Russ]

No. I was expecting Gunkata: Horse Edition (which war and on what side is inconsequential to the Equestrian Nightmare). Though the required "suiting up" montage set to that Cat People song could work.

[B_Metal]

No. I was expecting Gunkata: Horse Edition (which war and on what side is inconsequential to the Equestrian Nightmare). Though the required "suiting up" montage set to that Cat People song could work.

and good sir.

[IggytheBorg]

So basically you guys were hoping it was going to be Inglorious Basterds. With a horse instead of the Basterds.

I've known some horses that were bastards.

[Cue Timbo w/ an appropriate "Jeremy" gif in 3. . . 2. . .]

[Timothy225]

[Martin]

I am eagerly awaiting to experience the life of a chinchilla during the Spanish-American War. Yipee.

[Matt]

Laughing my ass off.

[Matt]

Good god...are there more of these Jeremy cartoons?

[B_Metal]

I am eagerly awaiting to experience the life of a chinchilla during the Spanish-American War. Yipee.

Oh man this and Jeremy will get me through the day. Great stuff.

[IggytheBorg]

I bask in the reflected glory, knowing 'twas my set up that inspired Tim to his usual internet greatness. Ever will I be Salieri to his Mozart.

[Timothy225]

Or the Fry to my Laurie. Or vice versa, Iggy, old buddy, old chum!