New movies undeserving of their own thread - KILLED BY RYAN REYNOLDS

[Howard]

Fuck it. I liked the first 2. I'll see this one.

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[Martin]

So, anyone saw Conan?

[BillyG]

Wow, saw Fright Night. Loved it. Colin owns all.

[Martin]

Nice!

[Ben Thomas]

...Gattaca, one hell of a masterpiece...

Wow. I know I'm the guy that likes everything, but this irked me. Its decent. Nothing more.

[Martin]

Gattaca grew on me a lot. I really loved it.

[Anderson]

So, anyone saw Conan?

Yeah...it sucked donkey dick. Nispel can't direct anything past commercials/music videos.

[Martin]

I had some small glimmers of hope that it would be mindless entertainment....

[Timothy225]

So, I saw the trailer for Hellraiser: Revelations online the other day.

Yeesh. Dimension should pack it in just on general principle. No Barker, no Bradley participation, looks like it was hacked out over a weekend, and the performances in the trailer rank just below a kindergarten class play. Avoid.

[BillyG]

I love that logo/title and in a dream world it would remain.

[Abraham Smashington]

Wow. Fat Pinhead is great.

[Ben Thomas]

I love that logo/title and in a dream world it would remain.

Absolutely. And it can't possibly not be better than Disney's Dinosaur, right? That film literally ceased to exist in my brain for nearly ten years, until I saw the "50th Animated Feature" rundown in front of Tangled. And it's very telling that they used a shot of these guys to illustrate its existence:

[V]

Fuck it. I liked the first 2. I'll see this one.

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Remember the days before she had all that work done?

I miss that Kate.

[Timothy225]

Wow. Fat Pinhead is great.

Great at sucking, sure. I have a sneaking suspicion this flick would kill your love of bad movies, Rob.

[Captain Russ]

Remember the days before she had all that work done?

I miss that Kate.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What are you talking about?