SPIDER-MAN, VENOM, NON MARVEL SPIDEY DOES WHAT A SPIDER CAN IF SONY LETS HIM

[Timothy225]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... very interesting. Toothy, too!

[Abraham Smashington]

New venom footage. https://heroichollywood.com/first-lo...enom-revealed/

[BMichaelKrol]

Seeing Sony making this Venom movie is like watching a really good friend get addicted to meth. There's nothing you can do to stop them; all you can do is just watch them make a colossal mistake.

[Abraham Smashington]

So Woody is going to be Carnage? Ok.

[Captain Russ]

Heh, the subtitles call him Santos.

I too shall call him...



...Santos.

*castanets thrum*

[BillyG]

It' says Spider-Man and he's MCU. Works for me.

[Abraham Smashington]

wrong thread. Close, but wrong cigar

[Matt]

Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwievZ1Tx-8

pretty great. gonna be some killin' in this one.

[BillyG]

Alright. That's a pretty alright trailer. Who dies in part 1 and who dies in part 2? I am gonna bet that Iron Man dies to save Parker and Captain America goes in a huge goddamn blaze of glory in part 1 and Vision goes in part 2 when he gets his infinity stone ripped out.

[Captain Russ]

That'd be wild.

[Anderson]

I can't even tell what version of Venom they're doing.

One of the shots echoes how Angelo Fortunato got the symbiote.

That being said, try something new and make Anti-Venom work onscreen.

[Abraham Smashington]

Here's the thing: I agree with all of you.

The Venom stuff is all mocapped and if they would have shown unfinished CG we'd be bitching HOWEVER by not showing ANYTHING this feels like a generic action movie. A teaser should tease with a bit of something. Hell, even just a CGI tongue at the end or SOMETHING would have gone a long way.

Based on that, this teaser is boring and still doesn't get me amped in the slightest for this movie. Show me a bit of the Venom design in action and that may change.

[Captain Russ]

Not to be a contrarian, but I like the less is more approach.

I mean it’s a teaser for fuck’s sake.

[Matt]

That is an absolutely terrible teaser trailer. You've got Hardy walking with his limp walk, you've got his tinny voice doing a bad American accent, you've got zero money shots of Venom, and you've got Hardy doing a crazy, laughable scream/shake thing at the end to make you laugh.

[gravedigger]

The only thing anyone cares about is what the suit looks like. Bad teaser is bad.