SPIDER-MAN, VENOM, NON MARVEL SPIDEY DOES WHAT A SPIDER CAN IF SONY LETS HIM

[Timothy225]

AUNT MAY IS JAMES BOND?

wut?

It's a stalling tactic, they want to get paid. But, they need to show they. Have horrible plans if it goes south.

Aunt May: Queen of Spies.Then the eventual sequels: Aunt May 2: Warheads and Wheatcakes, Aunt May 3: Chainsaws and Chest Pains, and finally Aunt May 4: Reboot? Oh Merciful Heavens!!!

Followed by Oh, That Betty Brant! and Cry Havoc! Cry Frog-Man!

Sony Entertainment! There's No Stopping Us... Hey! Where You Going?

[Anderson]

This can't be true. And if so, a movie? Fuck, just admit you want to copy Marvel bad and make this shit a tv show like Agent Carter.

It's a stalling tactic, they want to get paid. But, they need to show they. Have horrible plans if it goes south.

[Abraham Smashington]

This can't be true. And if so, a movie? Fuck, just admit you want to copy Marvel bad and make this shit a tv show like Agent Carter.

[Captain Russ]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Ari]

Oh God, I hope this is true. Or at least give us Aunt May: Herald to Galactus.

[Abraham Smashington]

AUNT MAY IS JAMES BOND?

wut?

[Abraham Smashington]

yeah it was. Foxx just didn't have anything to work with.

[Captain Russ]

Yeah, that was not so good.

The giant Foxx face versus tiny Spöderman shot was glooooooorious.

[Abraham Smashington]

But Foxx? Eessh.

[Abraham Smashington]

3d was awesome

[Abraham Smashington]

I dug it for the most part. Terrible music, bloated middle, and questionable motivations for Electro aside the movie was pretty entertaining. The Times Square fight was awesome.

[Abraham Smashington]

oh really? haha, wasn't even paying attention to the link. my bad.

[Captain Russ]

Says on the file it's Mysterio. But hey, either one of the great bullshitters of the Marvel U would be great.

[Abraham Smashington]

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[Abraham Smashington]

You think that's Mysterio? I thought maybe the Chameleon?