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  • #61
    Originally posted by nerdious dorkus View Post
    Says the man who would wreck Natalie Portman if given the chance.
    That wouldn't ruin Christmas, that'd bring global peace.
    Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

    Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
    John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

    Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

    Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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    • #62
      I would go bareback on KICKASS Ari. No rubbers. Fuck that shit, I'd abort her using a coat hanger, old school-style.

      And I understand wanting to wreck Portman. I'd do the same.

      And trust me, it's feasible to cure a vegetarian with your man-meat.
      BACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACONBACON

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      • #63
        So, you're saying you would you give up the location of the Jew Gold Cave if you could have your way with Portman.
        The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Ari View Post
          THIS! Now you can see why we went ape-shit at Comic Con!

          http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=26575

          Nice. But I want more of Nic Cage. He's the reason I want to see this film.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #65
            I have a feeling his role is not much more than a glorified cameo.
            Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

            Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
            John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

            Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

            Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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            • #66
              Ugh. Seeing kids kill people isn't that awesome anymore. But seeing Nic Cage actually give shit about a movie he's in totally is.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #67
                You haven't read my NC-17 treatment of the Goonies VS. Goldberg.

                Sloth gets chokeslammed into a vat of nails while Data sacrifices himself by using meth-bombs to kill Gillberg and Sting.

                It's basically a retelling of The Grapes of Wrath via Santa's Slay.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Rob View Post
                  Ugh. Seeing kids kill people gives me a giant vagina. But seeing Nic Cage actually give shit about a movie he's in totally is.
                  "I'm just fucking with you daddy" Gold, Gold I tell you!!
                  "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                  • #69
                    Nah, it's just that I'm not 15 anymore. And I've actually been digging Cage more and more the little bits we see of him in here.
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Rob View Post
                      Nah, it's just that I'm not 15 anymore. And I've actually been digging Cage more and more the little bits we see of him in here.
                      Originally posted by Howard View Post
                      The line seems aimed at adolescent boys. Not surprised it was written that way originally. They know their audience.
                      I am right!
                      We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.
                      - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Rob View Post
                        Nah, it's just that I find gratuitous, over the top violence, to be offensive. And I've actually been digging Cage more and more the little bits we see of him in here.
                        Man, you've changed. I hardly even know you anymore.

                        *runs off crying*
                        Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                        Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                        John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                        Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                        Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                        • #72
                          HOUSE.

                          OF.

                          LIES.
                          Me quick one want slow

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Rob View Post
                            Nah, it's just that I'm not 15 anymore. And I've actually been digging Cage more and more the little bits we see of him in here.
                            Rob apparently doesn't listen to his own podcast. Cause THAT Rob is most definitely 15.
                            "Fuck Rob. Also, he has a podcast called Podcaust. Edgy Holocaust humor lulz indeed." - The Faraci

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                            • #74
                              What I'm saying is that I found the comic to be fucking borderline retarded. And while the movie is looking to be fun, it's gonna take more than a 12 year old saying cunt and lopping off legs to do anything for me besides be "Well, that was ok".
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • #75
                                While the movie seems cool, the fact it's got Mark Millar's hands all over it makes me wince.
                                "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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