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A Tucker Motherfucking Max Movie.

08-05-2009, 08:04 PM

I just hope he gets totes wasted, brah at the premier party after this thing gets panned, and everyone shuffles outside afterward (to go home and set up an appointment with their psychiatrist) to find him dangling from the movie premier banner which he has hastily fashioned into a noose, garnering the only applause and cheering that happens throughout the entire miserable fucking evening.

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#2

08-05-2009, 11:16 PM

Seriously, fuck this lying, misogynistic piece of shit.

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Nathan

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#3

08-06-2009, 08:42 AM

Um, what the fuck??

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#4

08-06-2009, 08:50 AM

I still have no idea who in the fuck this guy is?

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Nathan

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#5

08-06-2009, 09:14 AM

Oh. That guy. Heard the movie sucks.

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#6

08-06-2009, 10:12 AM

Some fratboy douchebag that writes about his zany misadventures in analsex, drunken debauchery and more. But it's all so totally fake.

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#7

08-06-2009, 10:50 AM

guh every time i see the title of this thread i think of that sappy book Tuck Everlasting

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08-17-2009, 12:53 PM

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/wan/1318325197.html

Jesus christ.

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#9

08-17-2009, 12:56 PM

What the shit is that shit?

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