I just hope he gets totes wasted, brah at the premier party after this thing gets panned, and everyone shuffles outside afterward (to go home and set up an appointment with their psychiatrist) to find him dangling from the movie premier banner which he has hastily fashioned into a noose, garnering the only applause and cheering that happens throughout the entire miserable fucking evening.
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A Tucker Motherfucking Max Movie.
"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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Some fratboy douchebag that writes about his zany misadventures in analsex, drunken debauchery and more. But it's all so totally fake."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson
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guh every time i see the title of this thread i think of that sappy book Tuck Everlasting
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