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  • Once again I feel the need to state I don't think it's a good movie, however I enjoyed it.
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    • Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
      Once again I feel the need to state I don't think it's a good movie, however I enjoyed it.
      So...it's your 'Cars', then.
      Originally posted by Martin
      Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
      Originally posted by gravedigger
      Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
      Originally posted by Martin
      And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
      Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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      • Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
        Dude, it's no where near as bad as either of the FF movies. SRS.
        Actually, I'd say it's pretty close to FF2 levels.

        It even has its own intergalactic fart cloud villain.
        Me quick one want slow

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        • I gotta tell ya...these comparisons to FF2 are not selling me on the film. That was HORRID.
          Originally posted by Martin
          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
          Originally posted by gravedigger
          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
          Originally posted by Martin
          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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          • Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
            Granted you're a GL dork, but in terms of actual directing/acting, NO WHERE NEAR AS BAD.
            Martin Campbell is such a better director than Tim Story it's not even fair to use them in the same sentence. That's why this film's failure hurts so much more. All I want to do is crawl into a ball and play some Saints Row 2 so Puglet can play more backseat sex games.
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            • Originally posted by Matt View Post
              So...it's your 'Cars', then.
              Nah. I'd say "Dream a Little Dream" is my my "Cars"
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              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • The Surfer deserved better.

                The Corps deserved better.
                Me quick one want slow

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                • I liked it more than Ghostrider!
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                  • Originally posted by Ari View Post
                    Martin Campbell is such a better director than Tim Story it's not even fair to use them in the same sentence. That's why this film's failure hurts so much more. All I want to do is crawl into a ball and play some Saints Row 2 so Puglet can play more backseat sex games.
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                    • Originally posted by Ari View Post
                      I liked it more than Ghostrider!
                      If Nic Cage was also in GL it would be EPIC
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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                      • Originally posted by Ari View Post
                        Martin Campbell is such a better director than Tim Story it's not even fair to use them in the same sentence. That's why this film's failure hurts so much more. All I want to do is crawl into a ball and play some Saints Row 2 so Puglet can play more backseat sex games.
                        So...this is sounding like the Martin Campbell equivalent of John McTiernan's 'Rollerball'...gotcha. Great source material totally fucked up in a way that only a talented director can to.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                        Originally posted by gravedigger
                        Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                        Originally posted by Martin
                        And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                        Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                        • Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
                          If Nic Cage was also in GL it would be EPIC
                          If he'd been cast as Sinestro, I'd be okay with it.

                          Or as Hammond's pop. Then we'd know where he got his latent neckbeard insanity from.

                          ETA: Rollerball is much worse. It is actively trying to make the audience throw anything not bolted down at it. GL is nowhere near as inspirational. For good or ill.
                          Last edited by Captain Russ; 06-21-2011, 03:58 PM.
                          Me quick one want slow

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                          • Originally posted by McMeatbag View Post
                            Actually, I'd say it's pretty close to FF2 levels.

                            It even has its own intergalactic fart cloud villain.
                            The man's got a point there, Rob. This is more fun than those movies though, in all seriousness. And better crafted.

                            Originally posted by Ari View Post
                            I liked it more than Ghostrider!
                            Same here. This didn't have unintentional laughs (in fact, it was probably the quietest crowd I've watched a movie with in a long time) although it also failed to deliver legitimate laughs. I seem to remember Ghost Rider providing both, albeit on a slightly skewed ratio.

                            Originally posted by Buffington Headcheese View Post
                            If Nic Cage was also in GL it would be EPIC
                            YES!

                            Cage as Hammond would have got me on the Big Head love train, too.

                            Who amongst us wouldn't want to see a massive noggin'd Cage sliding up to Blake Lively, having a good sniff of her, and whispering "I could eat a peach for hoooourrs" in her ear. That's good antagonism!
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                            • I pray to God we'll see that test footage from Superman Lives one day. I have to see Cage in action in that role.
                              Originally posted by Ari
                              The only thing I want to tell her vagina is nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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                              • I still can't believe that pic of him in that plastic suit is real.
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                                Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                                John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                                Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                                Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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