Bring it on down to Green Lanternville...

[Nathan]

He's the male Cheslea Handler, only not as drunk and better looking.

[FilmNerdJamie]

He's the male Cheslea Handler, only not as drunk and better looking.

So...Ralph Garmin will endlessly refer to him as a talentless cunt, I take it.

[Ari]

So...Ralph Garmin will endlessly refer to him as a talentless cunt, I take it.

Talentless cock, maybe?

And I hated Handler before Babble-On even existed. Ralph was just copying me.

[Ari]

Ari's also got the rage ever since the Portman delivered her son the other day. Raping allows Ari to vent.

Seriously, I have nothing to imprint now. FUCK!!!!

[Anderson]

Just wanted to say...fuck this movie again. It could've been incredible.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Anderson is getting High Em High McCoy bad-ass on his Green Lantern hate.

[Anderson]

I'm quite pissed at GL being a pile of shit. Moreso because it's just a larger sympton of what's wrong with DC.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Maybe its shittiness will open fanboys' eyes that you DON'T want Geoff Johns breathing up everyone's asses making these movies.

Who gives a shit that DC Entertainment is involved? Thank God, they're keeping their meat hooks off Dark Knight Rises and, to a lesser degree, Man of Steel.

[Anderson]

Maybe its shittiness will open fanboys' eyes that you DON'T want Geoff Johns breathing up everyone's asses making these movies.

Who gives a shit that DC Entertainment is involved? Thank God, they're keeping their meat hooks off Dark Knight Rises and, to a lesser degree, Man of Steel.

I can't even get a finger on DC anymore. While I respect Grant Morrison in a way that I respect very few living creatives...it's still DC. DC will always find a way to fuck it up.

They want to turn Jim Lee, Johns and Morrison into a trifecta of creativity for the company. But, 2/3 have hit their peak and are shitting the bed.

I just don't want this to push Morrison into Alan Moore levels of savage hermitry.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Funny how quickly fans forget how Jim Lee and Rob Liefeld rebooted those Marvel characters like they did in the mid 90s.

[Anderson]

Funny how quickly fans forget how Jim Lee and Rob Liefeld rebooted those Marvel characters like they did in the mid 90s.

Forget? Motherfucker, I was there. I was there when Supes had long hair. I was there when you could buy five comics for five bucks. I was there for the chromium. I was there for the trading card fad. I was there for POGs. I was there when grocery stores and real places sold comics.

I WAS THERE!

[Captain Russ]

Funny how quickly fans forget how Jim Lee and Rob Liefeld rebooted those Marvel characters like they did in the mid 90s.

Well, thanks for reminding me of that shitass idea.

I still think a Heroes (James) Rebhorn could work, though.

[FilmNerdJamie]

Forget? Motherfucker, I was there. I was there when Supes had long hair. I was there when you could buy five comics for five bucks. I was there for the chromium. I was there for the trading card fad. I was there for POGs. I was there when grocery stores and real places sold comics.

I WAS THERE!

You're not a fanboy though. Hence you would remember, learn from the past and grow a brain (if one was not already provided).

[Ari]

Forget? Motherfucker, I was there. I was there when Supes had long hair. I was there when you could buy five comics for five bucks. I was there for the chromium. I was there for the trading card fad. I was there for POGs. I was there when grocery stores and real places sold comics.

I WAS THERE!

If the cover had a gimmick, I bought it.

I have a Superman comic with colorforms you can place all over the cover of Supes and Lobo.

Mother fuckin' COLORFORMS!!!!

[Timothy225]

Gimmick covers? Remember the hologram covers? Spider-Man, Silver Surfer, etc.?

I used to work for the company that made those covers.

So, tangently, I'm sort of partially responsible for the industry crash in the 90's.