Bring it on down to Green Lanternville...

[Timothy225]

What does this have to do with grounding anything about Thor in reality? Reality in Marvel means fuck all. In Batmeng, it means "Hey, he lives in Chicago and deals with real psychos." Thor? It means "Hey a giant sentient suit of armor came down from on high to fistfuck the earth." Thor's a visitor to humdrumland, sent to lay down some phat beetz and get the party started after millions of boring-as-fuck years.

Heard that. Fuck grounding any superhero movie in reality - it's a SUPERHERO movie. By definition, reality should shut the fuck up and sit in the corner with the dramas.

[Martin]

Not sure this movie will be a hit.

You guys are forgetting just how many nerds/idiots out there have lantern tattoos.

68 of them? And they all never saw a vagina in real life?

What does this have to do with grounding anything about Thor in reality? Reality in Marvel means fuck all. In Batmeng, it means "Hey, he lives in Chicago and deals with real psychos." Thor? It means "Hey a giant sentient suit of armor came down from on high to fistfuck the earth." Thor's a visitor to humdrumland, sent to lay down some phat beetz and get the party started after millions of boring-as-fuck years.

This should help:

Thor = Paul Oakenfold

Earth w/o Thor = Ibiza after an MDMA comedown

Earth w/Thor = Ibiza with Paul Oakenfold

He's the Partyman, man.

There's a fucking RAINBOW BRIDGE and ICE TROLLS and BJORK and shit.

HOW DOES THAT NOT EXCITE YOU? ARE YOU DEAD INSIDE?

BEST USE OF PAUL OAKENFOLD EVER.

[Abraham Smashington]

Haters gonna hate.

This looks fucking AMAZEBALLS.

[Captain Russ]

MERKIN OF BERK

Seeing some of the more elaborate GL aliens is always a treat.

Knowing that Hal Jordan-in-name-only will be mugging like a Smuggly Smuggerton for most of the running time, getting to see the "blink and you'll miss it" flourishes has me more excited than most of the stuff I've seen so far involving Absman. Though the Sinestro duel looked fucking bawse.

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm still super pumped for this.

[Captain Russ]

I hope Marty Campbell does good. One of the better action directors we have nowadays.

[Matt]

I hope Marty Campbell does good. One of the better action directors we have nowadays.

He's had a few duff films, though. 'Vertical Limit', anyone?

[Captain Russ]

Still has well-directed action sequences.

And with Chris O'Donnell and Robin Tunney he still managed to find gold nuggets in that rock-filled sandwich.

That man is a god.

[Timothy225]

I want that book - looks awesome.

As for the movie, I'm planning on seeing it, and hoping it doesn't disappoint.

[PHEDG]

Mark Strong FTW

[Matt]

The presence of Mark Strong generally gives a film at least ONE additional star.

[V]

Truth be told... he's the only reason I'd see this film.

[Anderson]

Screening's on Wednesday. No embargo.

If it sucks, I'll drop a green turd on it on Thursday.

[Abraham Smashington]

Im still super pumped for it.

[Captain Russ]

If only they marketed this well.