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  • #46
    Nice. Another one up on IGN later today apparently. His glove looks, I dunno, beefier?
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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    • #47
      Took a second look at that pic and I'm a lot more interested in this.
      Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
      Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
      POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Rob View Post
        Nice. Another one up on IGN later today apparently. His glove looks, I dunno, beefier?
        It's been doing cock pushups/hanging with Stallone for the past few months.
        Me quick one want slow

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        • #49
          Freddy on the HGH. AWESOME. And so much better than this...
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #50
            Super Shredder + fire= That.
            Me quick one want slow

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            • #51
              Oh lord. I had forgotten about that. Thanks Rob.
              Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
              Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
              POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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              • #52


                Looks so much cooler than Super Freddy. hhaa
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Rob View Post
                  New Nightmare was a great idea held back by sortashitty script.
                  And Gage Creed's drool.
                  Me quick one want slow

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Russ View Post
                    *Crosses fingers*

                    Jackie Earle Haley, Jackie Earle Haley, Haley Joel Osment.

                    Wait, I fucked it up.
                    Still makes me laugh. We NEED A HALEY JOEL KRUEGER!
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #55
                      I'm reading the comic book miniseries based on the proposed treatment of Freddy & Jason vs. Ash. They shoulda made that!

                      "I had a normal life once, before the Necronomicon! But that's ancient history now, like the Romans and their pyramids."

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                      • #56
                        Haha, I remember reading a script for that movie years ago. Was better than the movie we did get.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #57
                          I read several. Several had Freddy as a camp counselor when Jason got killed.

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                          • #58
                            Haha yeah. Or him being Jason's stepdad or whatever the shit. I did like the one that had the freddy cult. It was just so fucking retarded that it would have been fun to watch.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #59
                              The Freddy cult one inexplicably had Freddy mostly switched out for a guy called DOMINIC NECROS who in the climax got possessed by Freddy for the showdown.

                              I'm glad with the one we got, though. It was silly enough to bring the lulz.

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                              • #60
                                Whenever I hear Jackie Earl Haley I think of MLK, Jr.'s supposed assassin James Earl Ray.

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