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  • #1

    A NOES remake?

    http://chud.com/articles/articles/17...ARE/Page1.html

    See, I'm all about the remakes of F13 and Chainsaw Massacre because for the most part anyone can play those characters. But Freddy is a bit more "sacred" to me. Robert Englund IS Freddy. Now I know they turned him into a joke as the movies went on, but I really wanted a prequel in the style of Se7en where it's all bout Fred Krueger Child Predator. But if they can get a decent actor to play him and add to the mythology (say what you will about the shitty sequels, but they added some cool pieces to the story) as opposed to just having CG Nightmares, then I'd be game.

    Also, change up the appearance a bit. Push that shit to the limits of what a horribly burned pedophile would look like. At least I still have my dvds of the originals.

    Thoughts?
    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

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  • #2
    Play up the character before he became the burned nightmare man, and I'm all there. I really want to hate the SOB.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Ari View Post
      Play up the character before he became the burned nightmare man, and I'm all there. I really want to hate the SOB.
      But he is so funny - like the things he does with hearing aids and video games... what a fun and creative guy...
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      • #4
        The marionette kill is still my favorite, I think.

        I'm fine with them doing a remake but taking the humor out is a bad idea. The fact that Freddy has a fucked up sense of humor is half the fun. You never know what kind of wacky method is going to take you out.

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        • #5
          It just can't get too self-referential. Make it like a mix of the first 3 and you're good to go. As gay as the second one is, there are definitely some creepy ass parts in it. And the marionette kill is one of the best ever.
          "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

          "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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          • #6
            http://aintitcool.com/node/40101

            Totally intrigued now. I dig Sam's videos.
            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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            • #7
              http://www.latinoreview.com/news/exc...lm-street-6448

              Script review, but because it's fucking video, I can't watch it atm.
              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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              • #8
                And he is a confirmed kiddy diddler. Awesome.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #9
                  As he should be!
                  Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                  Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                  John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                  Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                  Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                  • #10
                    I think it was the pureevil guy that said he wasn't in the other movies. I'm pretty sure he was. Who's right Ari?!
                    "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                    "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                    • #11
                      I'm almost positive is was heavily alluded to that he was a pedobear, but I can't recall it ever outright being said. I think FvJ may have hinted at it the most.
                      Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                      Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                      John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                      Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                      Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                      • #12
                        Ok. That's what I thought. Even if it wasn't outright said, it was definitely fucking implied heavily.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #13
                          CHUD has an article up now about it and I'm really happy with the way the story may be headed.
                          Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                          Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                          John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                          Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                          Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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                          • #14
                            It's all gonna come down to the casting and the makeup.
                            "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                            "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                            • #15
                              SPOILER!:

                              If they reveal during the film that he wasn't a child molester after all, I'll be pissed. That makes him out to be a vigilante. Now, if they want to make it so it's revealed that the kids lied, and they never really did see him molesting other children, only to reveal at the end that he actually did go 'a molesting, then fuck yeah, I say!
                              Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/

                              Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
                              John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."

                              Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ

                              Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.

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