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  • Originally posted by BillyG View Post
    Is there at least a kick Dokken song over the end credits?!

    nope. A big offender to me as well? The fact the kills are SO FUCKING UNIMAGINATIVE. It's just like the kills in FvsJ. He just claws them all. WHOOPTY FREAKING DOO. With the advances in CGI technology and whatnot, you'd think they would do something that rivals the puppet kill from part 3. NOPE. WE get STABBY STAB STAB. Thankfully he doesn't run around calling everyone "bitch" like some pissed off drag queen.
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    • Man, that sucks. I wasn't expecting to see the puppet kill topped but I was looking forward to this. This thread makes me sad now.

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      • special caves.


        Fuck this movie.
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        • Originally posted by DON RICKLES UP IN THIS BITCH View Post
          special caves.


          Fuck this movie.
          Exactly.
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          • The more I think about this film, the more I hate.


            Not because it's unimaginative and directed by a music video director past his prime. Mainly, it comes down to the fact that it's unnecessary.
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            • Originally posted by Guy Meatdrapes View Post
              nope. A big offender to me as well? The fact the kills are SO FUCKING UNIMAGINATIVE. It's just like the kills in FvsJ. He just claws them all. WHOOPTY FREAKING DOO. With the advances in CGI technology and whatnot, you'd think they would do something that rivals the puppet kill from part 3. NOPE. WE get STABBY STAB STAB. Thankfully he doesn't run around calling everyone "bitch" like some pissed off drag queen.
              Youch! It's hard to top the kills in 3, I admit. But thanks for saving me $12. I shall wait and pay-per-view this shit when it comes out (I'm curious, even though I know I shouldn't waste the $3 on PPV).

              However, for me, the best thing about your hate and disappointment is the Crying Dawson GIF. I've only ever seen the photo - never the actual clip! I'm sorry you had to sit through a really bad movie to bring us that, you know?
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              • In the era of toture porn such as Saw and Hostel, it's a shame that one of horror's most beloved characters just goes around shanking people.

                DRUITB said it best; this "reboot" wasn't necessary.
                The infamous Naruto pictures. SafAri.

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