A NOES remake?

[nerdious dorkus]

Ebert's review made me sad.

[Abraham Smashington]

I don't even bother with Ebert. I know he's a fantastic critic, but I honestly don't deal with critics anymore. Especially on a film like this.

[Ed Hocken]

Ebert is a goddamn institution, but do you serious think his criticism of NOES is going to have any relevance?

Especially when it comes to trashy horror movies. These films are as they say CRITIC PROOF.

[Ed Hocken]

Onion A.V. Club just gave it a "D".

[nerdious dorkus]

Ebert said the same thing.

[Captain Russ]

Keith Phipps?

Fuck your couch.

Roger Ebert?

Fuck your couch.

[Ed Hocken]

I'd like to hear what Nathan Rabin has to say. And by "Hear", I mean what he writes because you cannot hear what that guy says because of how mealy mouth he is.

[Abraham Smashington]

Best thing about not reading reviews? People not shitting on my parade.

[Captain Russ]

If you hire wildlife to be in it, then shit is a certainty.

And Jackie Earle Haley?

He looks like a hairless sloth (in that makeup).

So expect poops. Slow ones that hang.

(and then be pleasantly surprised when he shuts that goddamn valve off as a sign of respect)

[Ed Hocken]

Enough with the turd fixation, Russ

Get back to drinking.

[Captain Russ]

Not fixated.

The sloth was the genesis of my terrible analogy.

Everybody poops, Ed.

Quit being scared of nature.

[nerdious dorkus]

From the authors of Booberty!, comes Pooperty! Learn about how everyone poops, and how it changes as your grow older!

[Captain Russ]

"Look how big my bewbs got during BOOBERTY!"

"Am I a woman nao?"

"Well if there's grass on the field...hehehehh"

Shit that ep is glorious, especially with the hostage situation at the end.

[nerdious dorkus]

Hero comma question mark. Hahahaha.

[Abraham Smashington]

What the fuck is going on?