Monopoly = The New Blade Runner?

[Abraham Smashington]

Bruce Campbell and the Hippos.

[Ari]

Shit, I don't even remember Bruce being in it. I just remember robo-monkeys and huge diamonds.

[Abraham Smashington]

Which is a shame, because the book was kind of decent. Also, it's the only movie where I hated Stan Winston's designs.

[Nathan]

Shit Hippos were the best part of the movie Congo.

Shit Hippos would be the best part of any movie. Especially the Miracle of Life.

[Abraham Smashington]

The Prequels would have been better with hippos.

[Ari]

The Fellowship should have ridden hippos.

[Abraham Smashington]

Hippos should be the new zombies.

[Ari]

Zombies should ride zombified hippos.

[Abraham Smashington]

When there is no more room in the zoo, hippos will walk the Earth.

[Nathan]

Stick it in the porpoise.

[PHEDG]

I'm with Ari. Clue had some funny moments and lines in it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiq1-iYYae8&NR=1

[Nathan]

Don't forget the award winning performance of Lee Ving.

[southbayspike]

Hungry hungry hipos has been made into a tv show... It's called Oprah

[Abraham Smashington]

GODDAMMIT.

"I created a comedic, lovable loser who lives in Manhattan and works at a real estate company and he’s not very good at his job but he’s great at playing Monopoly. And the world record for playing is 70 straight days – over 1,600 hours – and he wanted to try to convince his friends to help him break that world record. They think he is crazy. They kid him about this girl and they're playing the game and there’s this big fight. And he’s holding a Chance card and after they’ve left he says, ‘Damn, I wanted to use that Chance card,’ and he throws it down. He falls asleep and then he wakes up in the morning and he’s holding the Chance card, and he thinks, ‘That’s odd.’"
Yes, this is all going where you think it is. Beddor continued:
"He’s all groggy and he goes down to buy some coffee and he reaches into his pocket and all he has is Monopoly money. All this Monopoly money pours out. He’s confused and embarrassed and the girl reaches across the counter and says, ‘That’s OK.’ And she gives him change in Monopoly money. He walks outside and he’s in this very vibrant place, Monopoly City, and he’s just come out of a Chance Shop. As it goes on, he takes on the evil Parker Brothers in the game of Monolopy. He has to defeat them. It tries to incorporate all the iconic imageries -- a sports car pulls up, there's someone on a horse, someone pushing a wheelbarrow -- and rich Uncle Pennybags, you're going to see him as the maître d' at the restaurant and he's the buggy driver and the local eccentric and the doorman at the opera. There's all these sight gags."

FUCK YOU RIDLEY SCOTT.

[Nathan]

I hope he's just breaking balls.