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"Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
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After watching Clue last weekend I realized that making a good movie based on a board game happened once, but well more likely than not, never happen again. I still believe this.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
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Wait, Clue sucked. I'm confused."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Clue was fucking nonsense, but the cast took a ridiculous idea and made it work. I doubt a cast like that could be assembled for Trouble: The Movie.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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Nothing in that movie worked, except for the big tits of the maid."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Dude, for a board game movie, it wasn't half bad. Tim Curry fucking rules.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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I'm not going to give it a pass cause it's a board game movie. It still is boring as hell. But yes, Tim Curry rocks that shit. I'll give you that. Eitherway, boardgames shouldn't be made into movies. Except for Hungry, Hungry Hippos."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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I thought the cast of Clue was pretty good. And wait, didn't they make Mouse Trap into a movie?Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
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I'm not sure if that was based on the game, but that movie is great."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Hungry, Hungry Hippos:
The time is now. A ship of hippos destined for the San Diego Zoo washes ashore, sans all life. A billionaire mad scientist has hired a group to steal the hippos for his own bizarre experiments on a small island off the coast of California. But the experiments go horrible wrong. The hippos, now 5 times their normal size, have swam away from the island after digesting all of its inhabitants. They arrive on the shore line of California. They are mad. They are gigantic. But most importantly...
THEY ARE HUNGRY!!!Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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Hell yes. Hippos aren't the cute motherfuckers that cartoons make them out to be. They will bite your fucking torso in half."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Hell, if they're the size of a building, they'll swallow you whole.Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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These hippos also have a mysterious black lever protruding from their hindquarters. Compostion: unknown; Purpose: unknown.Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!Comment
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Shit Hippos were the best part of the movie Congo."Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG
"Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - AndersonComment
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Congo had a good part?Blog Time! http://plasticlovin.blogspot.com/
Reporter: "Is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world?"
John Lennon: "Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Forget it Viet, it's Hockentown. - Russ
Lord Hocken's gaze was that of the Green Horned Mindraper.Comment
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