Whatever Happened to Alternative Nation?

[Abraham Smashington]

I'm saying that while people hate on them, Chester has a fucking amazing voice.

[Ed Hocken]

Ehhhhh, you may be right. But I don't have the desire to care.

[B_Metal]

Rerb you're right. However his name is Chester so -2 rockstar mojo.

[Captain Russ]

He should rechristen himself as Chazz.

Worked for The Lone Rangers.

[Ed Hocken]

Worked for Sonny Bono's kid

[Captain Russ]

Chazz Bennington needs hormone therapy.

[Ed Hocken]

Does he really? Dude has a shit ton of kids for some reason.

[Captain Russ]

He should get pregnant. We, as a species, need a Junior sequel.

[Ed Hocken]

No, no we don't Russ. Frankly, I should charge you with sedition for such talk.

[Captain Russ]

Braver men have died for lesser causes.

And Frankensteinly, you should know when such sarcasm is leveled.

He should still get pregnant.

[Ed Hocken]

You damn well know my sarcasm detector has been broken for months.

I tried to get it fix, but it's taking forever. Damn Republican congress

[Captain Russ]

They love the cockbloc.

[Ed Hocken]

1999: It all goes down in flames with Woodstock '99

[PHEDG]

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[BillyG]

Listened to Siamese Dream and Vs last night. Both of those are still so fucking great, but for whatever reason people point towards Melon Collie and 10 as each bands best creative output. Insane.