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Hey Zanie u should go on an internet date with me and we'll come back here and post horror stories about each other
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"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
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bahahaha genius.Comment
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Wait, are you local?"Here, young man, your hormones are raging. Let's go in this bedroom, and we'll engage in some homosexual acts. You'll find you like it." - Rep. Ken Peterson, R-Billings
"You're born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I'm living like there's no tomorrow, because there isn't one." - Don Draper
~*RATED BEST POSTER OF 2011 - CHIPOTLE FAN FORUMS*~
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yep. well, i live in california.Comment
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DO IT!Comment
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O_OComment
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Big B as chaperone?!Comment
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Fuck, I know Jake's in a bad state but I didn't think it was THAT bad.Comment
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As long as they buy me a beer I'll do it.Originally posted by BillyG View PostInstagram: thepatronsaintofcheeseburgersComment
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Ok...
I was there. No shit. True story.
Seriously, though... I have met some seriously disturbed women through online dating.
There was the amateur porn star... with her own website. Met on OKCupid.
There was the Republican "family values" neo-con... who loved the golden showers. Another from OKCupid.
There was the woman who wanted to take things slow and easy until it felt right... who fellated me before dinner on our first date. She was on Plenty Of Fish.
There was the woman who did not tell me she was married... but her husband was ok with watching... and joining in... doing things to the guy.
Another Plenty Of Fisher.
Need I go on?
Jake... it's dirt simple to get laid.
It's harder than Chinese arithmetic to find a soulmate.
I'm rooting for you, brother.Comment
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I have met so many girls that were all "I just want my soulmate, I don't want sex, and if you only want to get laid, then don't bother with me" and then proceeded to attempt to rape me halfway into the first date. Hell, one girl had such a good time she recommended me to her friend, and introduced us. OKC and POF are great for easy action. And come on, I'm not a fucking dog, but I'm a chubby dude that has lived with roommates or at home, and that hardly seemed an impairment.Comment
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