dating online weirdos/loser/interesting people....

[Lesley]

OK, so a dear friend of mine is doing the online dating thing. First, let me say that I have nothing against doing this. Second, let me say that she sends me some of the funniest shit because of this. Mostly I find this entertaining due to lack of grammar and spelling skilllzzzz.

My favorite so far is one of the first guys shown to me - saying he is "looking for a women. a women who is ..." etc, etc. Unfortunately I don't have some of the entries from the gentlemen she first shared with me, but I am wanting to share with all of you fine folk the people she so kindly shares with me.

I encourage all of you to do the same. Either with people you find, or friends find, etc. I will not be sharing what sites she finds these people, any pictures (in the case the picture is relevant, I will describe the humorous parts or find a picture that relates) or any screen names.

And... here... we... go....

[nerdious dorkus]

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[nerdious dorkus]

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[Lesley]

Description:

Sucessful, Adventurous, Upperclass 40 year old Male look'in for a really Hot , Sexy, fun Women to enjoy great times with!--
Hi, I am a highly motivated sucessful Businessman & Father that is seperated and going through a divorce. I really enjoy outdoor activities, a huge Hunter. Adventure and physical activity is what I enjoy and surround my life with. I am extremly loyal, social, and consider myself very careing but descliplined person. My Children are my number one priority, I have 50% placement....(rest I cannot access)

E-mail to friend:
Hi!

Hey,,I totally like your look!- I sent you an e-mail a few weeks ago, I thought I would check back to see if you would like to meet for a introduction?-I am staying in Bloomington Next weekend at the Sheraton, maybe you would like to meet for a drink?-Jay

His picture makes me think of:



plus

[gravedigger]

Wikus and a pug? Wow. And it's a long distance thing? BOOTY CALL.

[Lesley]

Well, the look of nerdy Wikus in a tux...

I wish I could post the actually picture, but that doesn't feel right. And I told my friend I wouldn't.

[Lesley]

I want to italicize what makes me laugh:
\Description:

Sucessful, Adventurous, Upperclass 40 year old Male look'in for a really Hot , Sexy, fun Women to enjoy great times with!--
Hi, I am a highly motivated sucessful Businessman & Father that is seperated and going through a divorce. I really enjoy outdoor activities, a huge Hunter. Adventure and physical activity is what I enjoy and surround my life with. I am extremly loyal, social, and consider myself very careing but descliplined person. My Children are my number one priority, I have 50% placement....(rest I cannot access)

E-mail to friend:
Hi!

Hey,,I totally like your look!- I sent you an e-mail a few weeks ago, I thought I would check back to see if you would like to meet for a introduction?-I am staying in Bloomington Next weekend at the Sheraton, maybe you would like to meet for a drink?-Jay

[Lesley]

I just like the spelling and grammar mistakes.

[Abraham Smashington]

I really enjoy outdoor activities, a huge Hunter.

This is the best part of that whole thing.

[BillyG]

Ive done online dating plenty, and let me recommend to everyone you make a fake profile, or just make one and leave it blank, just to read profiles on pof.com. Lots and lots of entertainment.

[zanie]

pof profiles are indeed hilarious. i've only had a few online dating experiences.....all were ultimate failures. but i may make another profile and find people just to add to this clever thread......

[Nathan]

This is the best part of that whole thing.

Shit you beat me to it. He hunts Huge.

[Abraham Smashington]

I used to online date all the time. Only had a few weird ones. One girl is forever known as Jabba and one of them I talked about on the latest podcast.

[nerdious dorkus]

My first (and last) girlfriend was through the internet. She was HOT.

[Abraham Smashington]

PICS OR GTFO