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[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

paul bunyan: when you wrap your dick up with a pancake, pour maple syrup all over it, and ram it into a chick!

Best description I could find...

[patronsaintofcheeseburgers]

Oh shit it gets better...

[Ed Hocken]

Now that's just a waste of a perfectly good pancake. Not to mention syrup up all in there. That's kind of gross.

Plus we all know what happens when you mix food with sex. Look what happened to George Constanza.