Need a job? Become a male whore

[Ed Hocken]

They're doing interviews out in Nevada.

[Abraham Smashington]

My 17 year old self would be there in a second.

[Abraham Smashington]

I also already have the workshirt for that job.

[Ed Hocken]

And what is that workshirt?

And would you refer to yourself as "Rob Hughes: Male Prostitute"?

[Abraham Smashington]

Ill try and remember to post a picture of my shirt. I've had it since I was like 16.

[Ed Hocken]

Wow, either that shirt looks like shit or it was contructed very very well.

And does it even fit?

[Abraham Smashington]

indeed. IT's actually a bit big.

[Ari]

indeed. IT's actually a bit big.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.




THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!

[Ed Hocken]

Ari, any comments about this job opportunity? Any ideas on your male whore name?

[Abraham Smashington]

My male whore name? Rock Chiselchest

[Ari]

My male whore name would be Sodom-Shalom and my specialty would be dreidels.

[Abraham Smashington]

My speciality would be the Paul Bunyan. If you need to ask what it is, you can't handle it.

[Ed Hocken]

My male whore name would be Sodom-Shalom and my specialty would be dreidels.

I was thinking it would have been Heebrew National. But I guess I was wrong.

As for me, my whore name would be my porn name: Stuart Van Nuys

Yeah, sounds classy.

[nerdious dorkus]

My speciality would be the Paul Bunyan. If you need to ask what it is, you can't handle it.

You fuck a giant blue ox?

[Ari]

You fuck a giant blue ox?

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