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  • #46
    LA is a pile. Sorry.
    Touch it. Touch my fuzziness! It's like petting a kitten!
    Now drop the pants and take the bacon!
    POUTINE AND CELINE DION FOR EVERYONE!!!!

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    • #47
      I had heard some rumor about EFLA being cut to ribbons. But the only thing good about EFLA is the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills and the fact my hometown becomes beachfront property.
      "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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      • #48
        LA is ass rape. Bad Rob. Bad.

        The only Carpenter flick I "need" is Big Trouble in Little China. NY, Thing, They Live, etc all great movies, but Big Trouble is the only one I've watched more than 2 or 3 times. It's one of my favorite movies ever.

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        • #49
          EFLA is a 0/10 film. Simply abyssmal, with some of the worst special effect that I've ever seen.
          Originally posted by Martin
          Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
          Originally posted by gravedigger
          Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
          Originally posted by Martin
          And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
          Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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          • #50
            But the surfing Matt!

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            • #51
              Plus, the whole nonsense about Cleveland. The movie should have been Escape from Cleveland.
              "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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              • #52
                NY hasn't aged well at all.
                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                • #53
                  And the ending of LA is great.

                  Welcome to the human race indeed...
                  "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                  "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                  • #54
                    If any movie hasn't aged well it's EFLA and the ending sucks too.

                    Carpenter's best message movie was They Live.
                    "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                    • #55
                      The ending is great. You can hate the movie all you want, but that was the perfect way to end that movie. Snake was perfect.
                      "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                      "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                      • #56
                        HE FUCKING SHUTS DOWN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.
                        "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                        "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                        • #57
                          Funny how there were plans for an Escape from Earth anime.

                          Never got off the ground.

                          And he doesn't shut down the country, HE SHUTS DOWN THE WORLD.
                          "Everything is amazing right now and no one is happy" - Louis C.K.

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                          • #58
                            I like the nihilistic ending of EFLA, but that's it. It's a cherry on top of a pile of dogshit, nothing more.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            Who the fuck is Kellan Lutz?
                            Originally posted by gravedigger
                            Basically what I'm saying is that, based on what I've watched so far, we should all listen to Matt more often.
                            Originally posted by Martin
                            And who the FUCK is Peaches Geldof?
                            Kellan Lutz's girlfriend?

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                            • #59
                              Shit, it's been awhile. THAT'S EVEN BETTER. SNAKE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. HATERS GONNA HATE.
                              "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                              "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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                              • #60
                                Seriously, NY is kind of a piece of shit guys. I mean it's got Plisskin, but it's just as cheesy.
                                "Looking like Nic Cage dressed in Kurt Cobain's closet. I mean that as a compliment" - BillyG

                                "Too cunty for wine bars, too dainty for real bars." - Anderson

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